English fiction -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction
Reuben pondered the case of Mr. Bantison, worm or adder, and admitted
to disquiet. This devil of an unconsidered parson, this Swivel-Eyed Jack
who seemed good for nothing but to suck up nourishment, and to be the
target of contemptuous and contemptible wit, had got within his guard,
had plainly detected the meaning of the obscure ritual by which he
honored the king over the water and mentally snapped his fingers at Sir
Harry even while he dined with him. And Reuben Hepplestall did not mean
to forego that mental luxury of finger-snapping at Sir Harry. He damned
Sir Harry, but damned more heartily this unexpected impediment to the
damning of Sir Harry. And if Bantison showed resolution, so much the
worse for him; of the two it was certainly not Reuben Hepplestall who
was coming to shipwreck; and how much the worse it was for Bantison
depended exactly on that reverend gentleman’s movements. The first move,
at any rate, had been a foolish one: it had warned Reuben.
The second move was still more foolish: really, Mr. Bantison’s career
as a blackmailer had lain in rosy places, and he grew careless through
success. Besides, since Sir Harry had silenced him, forgiven him, drunk
with him, Mr. Bantison, as blackmailer, was off duty and a man must have
some relaxation; but Burgundy plays the deuce with discretion and was,
all the time, brightening his wits in the same ratio as it made him
careless of Hepplestall’s resentment. An idea, that was not at all a
stupid idea, but in itself a dazzling idea, came into his mind, and the
glamor of it obscured any discretion the Burgundy might have left him.
Hanging from Hepplestall’s fob were several seals. They interested Mr.
Bantison.
By this time not a few appreciators of the Whitworth cellar had slid
from their chairs to the floor, and there was nothing exceptional about
that. For what reason were their chairs so well designed, so strongly
made and yet so excellently balanced but that a man might slide gently
from them without the danger of a nasty jar to his chin as it hit the
table? Chairs beautiful, and--adapted to their users when to be drunk
without shame was a habit. Some one was on the floor by Hepplestall,
leaving a vacant chair. Bantison, obsessed by his idea, exaggerated
slightly a drunkenness by no means imaginary, lurched from his seat on
a mission of discovery and took the empty place by Hepplestall. “What’s
the hour?” he asked.
Hepplestall gave him his shoulder, glanced at the clock on the wall
behind him and stated the time.
“You do not consult your watch,” said Bantison.
“I have the habit,” said Hepplestall, “of doing things in my own way,”
and a soberer man than Bantison would have taken warning at his menace.
Mr. Bantison was either too far gone to recognize the mettle of his
adversary or else he was merely vinous and reckless. With his notable
eye on the seal which he suspected (rightly) to be, in fact, a phial
containing water, he made a bold snatch at Hepplestall’s fob.
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