English fiction -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction
Sir Harry, comparatively sober, no partisan of Hep-plestall’s, but
certainly none of the vicar’s, saw the snatch and rose with a “Good
God, has Bantison taken to picking pockets?” but there was, even at that
demonstration, nothing like a sensation in the room; they were neutrally
ready to acquiesce in picking pockets, in an outraged host, in anything.
They were country gentlemen late in the evening.
The snatch, ill-timed, had failed of its objective. Mr. Bantison clawed
thin air in ludicrous perplexity and Hep-plestall, assured by Sir
Harry’s gesture of his sympathy, took his opportunity. He rose, with his
hand down Bantison’s neck, clutching cravat, coat, all that there was to
clutch, and with a polite: “You permit?” and a bow to Whitworth, carried
the parson one-handed to the window. Bantison choked speechlessly,
imprecations and accusations alike smothered by the taut neck-band round
his throat. Hepplestall opened the window, breathing heavily, lifted the
writhing sinner and dropped him through it.
“And that’s the end of him,” commented Sir Harry, more truly than he
knew. “You’re in fine condition, sir. A glass of wine with you.”
CHAPTER II--SMOKED HERRING
THAT night ended, as the nights of such gatherings were wont to
end, with some safely, others precariously horsed, others bundled
unceremoniously by Sir Harry’s servants into coaches where their wives
received them without disapproval, and the rest accommodated on the
premises. The absence of Mr. Bantison escaped their notice.
The Reverend and unregretted Bantison was absent from the leave-taking
because he had already taken leave. Mr. Bantison was dead. To the sorrow
of none, and the satisfaction of a few who had paid forced tribute to
the observation of his eye, Mr. Bantison was dead. It was agreed at the
breakfast table that he died of apoplexy and a very probable end too,
though not strictly in accordance with the evidence. Apoplexy implies
a spontaneity of termination, and Mr. Bantison’s end had lacked
spontaneity.
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