LIZZIE. [_Entering Left._] Excuse me, please. Mrs. Jackson's maid is
here for Miss Elaine.
PHILIP. Oh, pshaw!
CHRISTOPHER. Don't you go!
ELAINE. Oh, yes, I must! I'm sorry! [_She goes up stage with great
diffidence to_ STEVEN _and shakes his hand as she curtseys.]_ Good-by,
sir. [_To_ COAST _also._] Good-by, sir. [_To_ GEORGIANA.] Good-by,
ma'am, I've had a perfectly lovely time. [_Aside to_ GEORGIANA.] Phil
is my beau, but I like Mr. Coast awfully much too!
GEORGIANA. [_Laughing._] You're beginning early! Come along, children,
we'll take Elaine down. Excuse me, everybody, please.
PHILIP. If you've got any good tips, papa, save some for little brother.
[_The children go out Left with_ GEORGIANA.
STEVEN. [_Putting his hat and coat down on the sofa._] He's on to his
father early! Sam, any news?
COAST. No.
STEVEN. I've heard of a big thing, an absolutely straight tip,--inside
information.
COAST. [_Sitting in the rocker._] Well, don't tell it, or you'll spoil
it.
STEVEN. The women are so down on my speculating, Georgiana especially.
[_Sits on the table._
COAST. What do the women folks know about business? Why don't you keep
what you do to yourself?
STEVEN. But you see my money's all gone, and I need more--only to recoup
with.
COAST. [_After a slight pause._] As I remember, you can do what you like
with Louise's money.
STEVEN. But is it right?
COAST. You're too blamed afraid, that's why you always lose.
STEVEN. [_Walking up and down._] I know it. And this is the biggest
chance I've had yet. If I dared risk it, I'm sure I could make a
fortune! Not in words! I know what I'm talking about, Sam. Louise would
have everything she wanted--and the way she'd live then! She could drop
the social chip off her shoulders, go anywhere, and receive everybody.
[_Standing beside the table, he eats a little cake._
COAST. Well?
STEVEN. Do you advise me to risk it?
COAST. [_Pretending indifference._] What?
STEVEN. Louise's money?
COAST. I ain't advising anything. If it went wrong, you'd blame me to
the women.
STEVEN. Is that the kind of a man I am?
COAST. [_Rises and goes to Steven and slaps him on the back._] No,
Steve, I take it back. You take a licking better'n any feller I ever
saw.
STEVEN. Experience! But this thing can't go wrong! The man who told me
is the head and--I told Georgiana--didn't she give you a hint?
COAST. [_After a slight pause._] No.
[_Turns up to the window and stands there with his back to Steven._
STEVEN. My tip's a great one--safe! Now, shall I take it?
COAST. Of course, when I feel as you do about a thing, I do it.
STEVEN. And by George, I will too!
COAST. Why not?
[_Turning and facing him._
STEVEN. Yes! what I make's for Louise, not for myself.
COAST. I wouldn't say anything to Louise about it.
[_Comes down a little._
STEVEN. No, she'd be sure to talk it over with Georgiana.
[_He sits by the table._
COAST. And, say, not a word, you know, about me in all this.
STEVEN. I give you my word, Sam.
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