GEORGIANA. Heaven forbid! The only trouble with Steve is he's weak. He'd
have been all right if he'd been a girl--or married to a president of
Sorosis, or a daughter of the Present Revolution!
COAST. Miss Georgiana, take off that nose and let me ask you something.
GEORGIANA. Not at all, my dear Sammy. I know what it is you want to ask
me! I'm much obliged and I won't.
COAST. You won't marry me!
GEORGIANA. No!
COAST. Why not?
GEORGIANA. Because I don't love you.
COAST. Who do you love?
GEORGIANA. That's not your business!
COAST. Do you love any one?
GEORGIANA. [_After a moment's hesitation, lies._] No!
COAST. [_With insinuation._] Why don't you get Dick Coleman to help
Steven?
GEORGIANA. [_Taking off the nose._] Why do you ask me that now in that
way?
COAST. Information!
GEORGIANA. Dick's a lawyer. What could he do for Steven?
COAST. That's not the information I wanted.
GEORGIANA. But it's all the information you'll get!
[_Gets off the hobby horse and comes down a little._
COAST. [_Follows her._] Georgiana, marry me, and I'll look after Steven
all the rest of his life.
GEORGIANA. Sammy, you don't want me to marry you if I don't love you.
COAST. Yes, I do. Listen! I'd risk your not loving me; there's nothing
on God's earth I wouldn't do to make you love me.
GEORGIANA. That's the trouble with you men, you think you can make a
woman love you whether she wants to or not, but you can't!--neither can
you keep her from loving you if she does, whether she wants to or not.
[_Throws nose away; crossing to the Left, sits in the rocking chair
there._
COAST. I'd give you everything!
GEORGIANA. That you can buy!
COAST. Do you mean that you'd rather be dead poor than marry me?
GEORGIANA. No, I don't say that! When I've lost everything and Steven
and Louise are bankrupt, and we haven't a penny--
COAST. Yes!
GEORGIANA. I might--I say I might--
COAST. Honest!
GEORGIANA. [_Laughing._] Oh, dear, no!
COAST. I take you at your word, anyhow.
[_The children's voices are heard._
CHILDREN. [_Off Left._] Come on back to our room and have some more
fun.
GEORGIANA. Sh! Here come the children.
[_Rises._
COAST. Damn the children!
GEORGIANA. Sam!
[_She puts finger up,_ COAST _kisses it._
COAST. Pardon! But I don't give up! Understand--I'm going to marry you!
GEORGIANA. [_Teasing him._] When? When?
[_The children rush in screaming._
THE CHILDREN. Aunt Georgiana! Here's papa! Here's papa!
[_And_ STEVEN CARLEY _enters Left. He is a slender, smooth-shaven,
young-old looking man, his voice and body almost vibrating with nerve; a
personality that so often appeals to the tenderness in women, while it
irritates men. He brings his hat and coat with him._
STEVEN. Hello, Sam!
COAST. Morning!
STEVEN. Many happy returns, Georgy.
GEORGIANA. Oh, no, thank you! It's not for me yet, thank goodness!
PHILIP. Now let's play hide and seek.
THE CHILDREN. Hide and seek!
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