GEORGIANA. Well, it usually costs Steve all he has! But I thought you--
COAST. [_Interrupting._] Miss Georgiana, you see this false nose?
GEORGIANA. Yes.
COAST. [_Putting it on._] Well, now what do I look like?
GEORGIANA. [_Laughing._] I shouldn't like to say!
COAST. Exactly! Well, see? That's what I'd be if I believed in tips and
"inside information." If a man gives your brother a good tip, let him
drop it like hot lead. People with a real good tip ain't giving it away.
There's never enough to divide up and go around,--not in this
world,--and inside information that gets told to a lamb like your
brother is too damned outside information for me!
[_He rises and moves away, half in irritation, half in humor._
GEORGIANA. Oh! Oh!
COAST. Pardon.
GEORGIANA. Are you as rich as people say?
COAST. Richer!
GEORGIANA. How did you get it?
COAST. I started my dough with a mine.
GEORGIANA. Why can't you put Steve into a mine?
COAST. [_Laughing._] What's the use? he'll lose everything just as quick
in Wall Street.
GEORGIANA. But I mean a good mine.
COAST. [_Coming back to her._] Listen! I worked right in our mine with
my father when I was only eight years old! That's why I ain't better
educated--I worked for ten years there down in the dirt and muck!
GEORGIANA. [_Interrupting._] And silver!
COAST. [_Leaning on the back of the chair._] Yes, and silver.
[_Laughs._] Father's out there working yet--don't have to now, but he
likes it; he ain't comfortable on top of the earth--says there's too
much room. If father'd been a man like Mackay, I guess he'd been just as
rich as him to-day.
GEORGIANA. And still you won't help Steve?
COAST. T'ain't business. [_He puts back his chair and leans toward_
GEORGIANA, _hand on table._] If helping him, mind you, would get you, I
might take it on. [_Humorously._] I'd pay even the price of Steve to buy
you.
GEORGIANA. [_Taking the false nose and putting it on._] Well, I'm not
for sale. [_Rises._] But I would like to dispose of Steven.
COAST. Go on, please take that blame thing off.
[_Follows_ GEORGIANA _across the room to the Left._
GEORGIANA. No, I like it! You must understand this about my brother.
[_Taking off the nose._] He is the dearest, best fellow in the world!
kind-hearted and wouldn't do a thing that wasn't straightforward in
business.
COAST. But you've got to be tricky if you want to succeed in our
business. I don't mind telling you right out between us, I'm tricky!
GEORGIANA. I'm sorry to hear it.
COAST. Louise was a pretty good liar when she was a kid. She ought to
help her husband along a little.
GEORGIANA. That's just it! if Steve had the right sort of wife,--but all
Louise wants is social position and more money.
[_She sits on the hobby horse, amusedly._]
COAST. If Louise was like you!
[GEORGIANA _puts the nose on quickly and rocks._
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