Here and There in LondonRitchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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Here and There in London
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
London (England) -- Description and travel
honourable gentlemen have the whole debate before them, coolly to peruse
and study; and if one grain of sense lurked in Smithers’ speech, the
country gets the benefit. At times, also, were it not for the Press, it
would be almost impossible to transact the business of the country. For
instance, we refer to Mr. Wilson’s proposals for Customs Reform. On the
occasion to which we refer, Mr. Wilson spoke for nearly four hours. Mr.
Wilson we believe to be an excellent man, and father of a family, but he
certainly is a very poor speaker. Never was there a duller and drearier
speech. Few men could sit it out. In the gallery there were a few
strong-minded females who heard every word—what cannot a strong-minded
woman do?—but M.P.’s gossipped in the lobby—or dined—or smoked—or drank
brandy-and-water—in short, did anything but listen to Mr. Wilson; and yet
this was a grave, serious government measure. Why, then, did not members
listen? Because there was no need for them to do so. The _Times_ would
give it them all the next morning; and so it mattered little how empty of
listeners was the House, provided the reporters were there and did their
duty. It is the same when the House legislates for our Imperial
colonies, or our 150,000,000 in India. It is to the Reporters’ Gallery
members speak, not to the House. Thus is it orators are so plentiful in
spite of the freezing atmosphere. Ordinarily no one listens—no one
expects to be convinced—no one seeks to convince. Said an old M.P., “I
never knew a speech that influenced a vote.” As a rule, the M.P. was
right. Orators like George Thompson are quite out of place in it. Such
a man as Henry Vincent would be a laughingstock. The House consists of
middle-aged gentlemen of good parts and habits, and they like to do
business and to be spoken to in a business-like way. Next to
business-like speakers, the House likes joking. Hence it is Tom Duncombe
and Lord Palmerston are such favourites. Hence it is that Colonel
Sibthorp got and Henry Drummond gets so readily the ear of the House.
The House cares little for declamation. It would rather be without it.
It considers it a waste of time. Figures of arithmetic are far more
popular than figures of speech. You must learn to speak to the House in
its own style. Disraeli attempted to take the House by storm, and
palpably failed. He altered his style. He learnt to talk figures, and
became a success. More recently Mr. Warren attempted the same feat, and
also failed. If you adopt the Parliamentary style, and have the
requisite _physique_, whether you be Tory, Radical, Free-trader, or
Protectionist—Protestant or Roman Catholic—Irish, Scotch, or
English—whether you represent a borough or a county—you have a chance of
being heard. The House of Commons, it is true, is a club, but it is not
an exclusive one. All classes are represented there. The Roman Catholic
wolf reposes in it meekly by the side of the Protestant lamb. There you
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