Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
And as I sit and think, so it seems to me. But, alas, I haven’t the
least faculty for making money, not the least. Plainly beyond are all
these wonderful things which are being done and made by men with that
kind of ability which I appear to lack. I have no material, constructive
sense. I can only think and write, in a way. I see these vast
institutions (there are great warehouses on this side, too) filled to
overflowing apparently with the financially interested and capable, but
I--I have not the least idea how to do anything likewise. Yet I am not
lazy. I toil over my stories or bounce out of bed and hurry to my work
of a morning. But I have never earned more than thirty-five dollars a
week in my whole life. No, I am not brilliant financially.
But the thing that troubles me most is the constant palaver going on in
the papers and everywhere concerning right, truth, duty, justice, mercy
and the like, things which I do not find expressed very clearly in my
own motives nor in the motives of those immediately about me; and also
the apparently earnest belief on the part of ever so many editors,
authors, social reformers, et cetera, that every person, however weak
or dull-appearing externally, contains within himself the seed or the
mechanism for producing endless energy and ability, providing he can
only be made to realize that he has it. In other words we are all
Napoleons, only we don’t know it. We are lazy Napoleons, idle Hannibals,
wasteful and indifferent John D. Rockefellers. Turn the pages of any
magazine--are there not advertisements of and treatises on How To Be
Successful, with the authors thereof offering to impart their knowledge
of how so to be for a comparative song?
Well, I am not one who can believe that. In my very humble estimation
people are not so. They are, in the main, as I see it, weak and limited,
exceedingly so, like Vaclav Melka or Mrs. Wscrinkuus, and to fill their
humble brains with notions of an impossible supremacy, if it could be
done, would be to send them forth to breast the ocean in a cockleshell.
And, yet, here on my table, borrowed from the local library for purposes
of idle or critical examination, is a silly book entitled “Take
It!”--“It” meaning “_the world!_”; and another “It’s Yours!”--the “It”
in this case meaning that same great world! All you have to do is to
decide so to do--and to try! Am I a fool to smile at this very stout
doctrine, to doubt whether you can get more than four quarts out of any
four-quart measure, if so much?
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