History of a literary radical, and other essaysBourne, Randolph Silliman
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History of a literary radical, and other essays
Bourne, Randolph Silliman
American essays -- 20th century
Things were better in the stories he learned from Miss Fogg: that Adam
had eaten the apple and been expelled from Eden; that Noah had built
and taken his cruise in the ark; that Abraham had offered up Isaac,
and Jacob served seven years; that Moses had led the Israelites into
the wilderness, and Joshua made the sun stand still; that David should
have loved Jonathan and killed Goliath; that Samson should have been
shorn of his strength, and Esther gotten Haman hanged higher than the
housetops;--all in order to teach little boys and girls to be good, to
obey their fathers and mothers and go regularly to church and Sunday
School, seemed to Gilbert entirely plausible, at least as it was
expounded by the patient and smiling Miss Fogg. He read the stories in
his new Bible, but he did not wonder much about them.
Every now and then there was a temperance lesson, when Miss Fogg
would horrify the little boys with her pictures of the evils of strong
drink. Gilbert had never seen any spirituous liquors, and he could
hardly identify them in his mind, but through the vivid and scandalized
exhortations of the minister and Miss Fogg, Gilbert conceived liquor as
a dark, evil-smelling brew, a sort of religious urine, which foul and
wicked men put into their stomachs, so that at once homes were wrecked,
and mothers and children brought to abject want. The process by which
this result arrived was vague in his mind, but the earliest genuine
crime of which he had knowledge and felt with a shuddering realization
of the existence of sin was this crime of entering a saloon, or of
drinking down wine or beer. One of the golden texts was a special
favorite with Gilbert and Olga, and she would declaim it with great
éclat, in a broad, free-verse style:
“Wine is a maw-aw-ker,
Strong drink is ray-ay-ging,
And whoever is deceived there-by-y,
Is not--wise!”
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