A lady-help does not like to undertake this office, and to the mistress
it appears still more unsuitable. But let us analyze the subject.
There are four classes of people who knock at our door: the family,
tradespeople, visitors, and casuals. The first division of the
difficulty may be easily disposed of. The master and mistress, for
these titles must be strictly maintained, have each a latch key; the
rest of the family may habitually use a particular knock agreed upon
between them, and then the person who happens to be nearest to the door
will open it.
Schoolboys and girls return at stated hours, and one is prepared for
their appeal. For several years past my family has used four single
knocks, which is a sign sufficiently unlike other knocks to be
recognized immediately.
The postman's knock is well known, and in families where there is no
great eagerness to get the letters, they fall naturally into the
letter-box, which should be made deep, and the slit large enough to
admit the _Times_ newspaper easily.
In Italy it is usual to write the word _fuori_ on a card, and stick it
in the door when one is not at home; and in this case visiting-cards
would also be left in the letter-box. We might adopt this method, or
even the Temple fashion of saying when we are likely to be home again.
The tradesmen are the most difficult to arrange for, and here invention
must be called into play. Tradespeople first call for orders, and then
with supplies.
Suppose we had our doors fitted with a kind of turnstile door,
something like the birdcage gates which used to be at the Zoological
Gardens, only with the outside made of wood, closely fitting, so as to
admit no draught. This, by a push, would allow the goods to be
deposited within the door, on the table upon which the cage turns
round. The opening should be of a size to admit a leg of mutton easily.
The goods, once deposited, could not be removed from the outside, as
the door only works one way.
Through this opening the lady-housekeeper might give her own orders
without their interpretation by an underling, and without being exposed
to the public gaze, as she would be if the front door were fully
opened, while the leg-of-mutton aperture would be sufficient for both
parties to see to whom they were speaking. In the case of a single
door, instead of the very general folding doors, it would be necessary
to have the cage made to fold back, and the table to let down with
hinges, to allow of the door being opened back against the wall; the
table might be lowered after midday. This arrangement would also
dispose of most of the casuals--the beggars, pedlars, and others who
haunt our door-steps--to the entire prevention of hall robberies.
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