Household words, No. 17, July 20, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 17, July 20, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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I am conscious of a dreadful inclination that stole upon me, as it
thundered and lightened, to grapple with this man, or demon, and plunge
him over the side. But, I constrained myself—I know not how—to speak to
him, and in a pause of the storm, I crossed the deck, and said:
“What are you?”
He replied, hoarsely, “A Model.”
“A what?” said I.
“A Model,” he replied. “I sets to the profession for a bob a-hour.” (All
through this narrative I give his own words, which are indelibly
imprinted on my memory.)
The relief which this disclosure gave me, the exquisite delight of the
restoration of my confidence in my own sanity, I cannot describe. I
should have fallen on his neck, but for the consciousness of being
observed by the man at the wheel.
“You then,” said I, shaking him so warmly by the hand, that I wrung the
rain out of his coat-cuff, “are the gentleman whom I have so frequently
contemplated, in connection with a high-backed chair with a red cushion,
and a table with twisted legs.”
“I am that Model,” he rejoined moodily, “and I wish I was anything
else.”
“Say not so,” I returned. “I have seen you in the society of many
beautiful young women;” as in truth I had, and always (I now remembered)
in the act of making the most of his legs.
“No doubt,” said he. “And you’ve seen me along with warses of flowers,
and any number of table-kivers, and antique cabinets, and warious
gammon.”
“Sir?” said I.
“And warious gammon,” he repeated, in a louder voice. “You might have
seen me in armour, too, if you had looked sharp. Blessed if I ha’n’t
stood in half the suits of armour as ever came out of Pratts’s shop; and
sat, for weeks together, a eating nothing, out of half the gold and
silver dishes as has ever been lent for the purpose out of Storrses, and
Mortimerses, or Garrardses, and Davenportseseses.”
Excited, as it appeared, by a sense of injury, I thought he never would
have found an end for the last word. But, at length it rolled sullenly
away with the thunder.
“Pardon me,” said I, “you are a well-favored, well-made man, and
yet—forgive me—I find, on examining my mind, that I associate you
with—that my recollection indistinctly makes you, in short—excuse me—a
kind of powerful monster.”
“It would be a wonder if it didn’t,” he said. “Do you know what my
points are?”
“No,” said I.
“My throat and my legs,” said he. “When I don’t set for a head, I mostly
sets for a throat and a pair of legs. Now, granted you was a painter,
and was to work at my throat for a week together, I suppose you’d see a
lot of lumps and bumps there, that would never be there at all, if you
looked at me, complete, instead of only my throat. Wouldn’t you?”
“Probably,” said I, surveying him.
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