Household words, No. 19, August 3, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 19, August 3, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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The admirable arrangement displayed in America, as well as in Germany,
for receiving tickets without that delay which has been so much
complained of in England, cannot be sufficiently applauded. When however
delay is unavoidable, to receive the mails, or from some other cause, no
sooner does the train stop, than a waiter, or sometimes a pretty
waitress—who is more likely to find customers—trips up the steps with a
tray laden with iced water and lemonade, glasses of light wine or
_maitrank_,(a kind of Burridge-cup,) biscuits, cakes, and other edible
nick-nacks, so that the passenger may take some slight refection without
getting down.
In the railway from Bonn to Cologne, on the Rhine, they have pushed
convenience yet farther, having provided the first-class carriages with
tables, so that during the journey, one pressed for time may write
letters with the greatest ease; pens and a portable inkstand being all
that is necessary for that purpose. Paper may be had at the station.
It has been also suggested on several of the continental railways, that
such travellers as chose to pay for the space, might have a regular bed;
a great convenience for ladies or invalids, unable to bear the fatigue
of a journey of many hours by night.
These hints might be followed with very great advantage to the
shareholders in particular and to the public in general, by the
directors of British lines.
IMPROVING A BULL.
The highly respectable old lady who addressed us on a former occasion,
has obliged us with another communication, on a most important subject:—
“Sir,—You would have heard before, but the cause was a mad bull, which
being tossed might at my age be very ill-convenient. But that’s nothing
to what I’m going to tell you. Only to think of the power of horns!
Bulls tosses very high, I’ve heard, but did you ever hear, Mr.
Conductor, of a mad bull tossing a widow and six children across the
sea, half over the side of the round world, from our Borough to
Australia? Well you may stare, but it’s a fact!
“The bull run right at me, full butt, and so I grasped my umbrella with
both hands and ran to where the shops was—drat the boys, how they did
screech about one!—and it was cold water, which I doesn’t often drink,
by which means I came to in a pastry-cook’s. The name was Bezzle, I see
it on a bag while she was putting in gingerbread nuts for Mrs. Jenks’s
baby, which I bought not to be under obligation for stepping in.
“‘Gracious mussy, Mrs. Bezzle,’ says I, ‘why wasn’t I killed? What ever
is the reason of them bulls?’
“Says she, ‘It’s market day.’
“‘Smithfield!’ says I.
“Says Mrs. Bezzle, ‘Mum, all the abuse and outcry against Smithfield is
very narrow-minded.’
“Says I, ‘How so?’
“Says she, ‘It don’t consider shop-keepers. When a bull takes a line of
street, it drives the people into the shops on either side, and they
make purchases for fear of being gored.’
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