Household words, No. 26, September 21, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
General
Household words, No. 26, September 21, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
English literature -- Periodicals
In a pretty piece at the Gymnase in Paris, where the Prime Minister of
England unfortunately ruined himself by speculating in Railway shares,
a thorough-going English servant appeared under that thorough-going
English name Tom Bob--the honest fellow having been christened Tom,
and born the lawful son of Mr. and Mrs. Bob. In an Italian adaptation
of Dumas’ preposterous play of “KEAN,” which we once saw at
the great Theatre of Genoa, the curtain rose upon that celebrated
Tragedian, drunk and fast asleep in a chair, attired in a dark blouse
fastened round the waist with a broad belt and a most prodigious
buckle, and wearing a dark red hat of the sugar-loaf shape, nearly
three feet high. He bore in his hand a champagne-bottle, with the label
RHUM, in large capital letters, carefully turned towards the
audience; and two or three dozen of the same popular liquor which we
are nationally accustomed to drink neat as imported by the half-gallon,
ornamented the floor of the apartment. Every frequenter of the Coal
Hole Tavern in the Strand, on that occasion, wore a sword and a beard.
Every English lady presented on the stage in Italy, wears a green veil;
and almost every such specimen of our fair countrywomen carries a
bright red reticule, made in the form of a monstrous heart. We do not
remember to have ever seen an Englishman on the Italian stage, or in
the Italian Circus, without a stomach like Daniel Lambert, an immense
shirt-frill, and a bunch of watch-seals, each several times larger
than his watch, though the watch itself was an impossible engine. And
we have rarely beheld this mimic Englishman, without seeing present,
then and there, a score of real Englishmen, sufficiently characteristic
and unlike the rest of the audience, to whom he bore no shadow of
resemblance.
These edifying pictures of the English are not complete without the
finishing touches of grotesque absurdity vouchsafed by the actors. A
few winters ago we were enticed into the little theatre of Coblentz
by the information paraded in large placards on the doors that it
was “very well warmed;” that Auber’s opera of Fra Diavolo was to
be played; and that the part of Lord Allcash was to be personated
by a distinguished comic actor. Even while we write, his lordship
is before our mind’s eye, blazingly costumed in a green coat, blue
inexpressibles, top-boots, a brace of yellow handkerchiefs sticking out
of either pocket, a couple of watches, and a hat with a feather in it!
Yet, if they do not know something of the ordinary appearance of an
English traveller in Coblentz, where should they? He must be at least
as well known there, as in Devonshire or the Isle of Wight.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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