Household words, No. 8, May 18, 1850 : $b A weekly journal — John Shaqi
Household words, No. 8, May 18, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 8, May 18, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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On this all the people cried out, ‘Murder! Murder!’ and a great many
soldiers running to the spot, were soon engaged, always attacking the
Hindoos, who were on the dog’s side, and the Hindoos the Mussulmans, who
were on the side of the cat; and wherever a Hindoo and a Mussulman were
fighting, the Hindoos aided the Hindoo, and the Mussulmans the
Mussulman; and the consequence was the death of many on each side, and
the wounding of most of the foolish quarrelsome people engaged.
Of course such a hubbub as this could not be continued long without its
being reported to the Rajah, who forthwith hastened from his palace with
his body-guard and some horsemen, and soon put a stop to this terrible
fray; and all the ringleaders were forthwith seized and tied together,
and marched off to prison, there to be kept closely confined till the
sad business should be fully enquired into, and the cause of so dreadful
a riot ascertained, and fixed upon the guilty.
All that night, therefore, were the magistrates and police-officers hard
at work listening to evidence, but they did not advance a single step in
the business; no, nor for several days after, notwithstanding the great
impatience of the Rajah, to whom they could only report from time to
time the hearing of nothing but the words, ‘Cat, Dog,’—‘Cat and
Dog,’—‘Dog and Cat,’—‘Dog’—‘Cat.’
A very similar feeling, also, was entertained by the lawyers who were
called in, and who, after intense application, declared themselves
doubtful, _very_ doubtful,—so much was advanced and really to be said
and supported by various precedents, both on the side of the cat and of
the dog, and, consequently, of the owner of the cat, as well as the
owner of the dog, and the partisans of the owners of the dog and
cat,—insomuch, that the whole city was split into most determined cat
and dog factions, and all strangers that entered the gates were
instantly absorbed in the dog and cat vortex, and whirled actually round
and round in this terrible fray, which every now and then broke out with
fresh fury, notwithstanding all the vigilance of the Rajah’s guards. And
yet even these valiant heroes were in some degree infected, giving sly
cuts at dog or cat men, just as they themselves inclined to support the
cat and dog question.
And so matters might have remained, either to the day of the final
depopulation of Shorapoor, or Doomsday itself, but for the wise old
Brahmin who had given such timely warning to turn out the stranger.
He had in reality been quietly chuckling a little, as many are wont to
do who have lived to see their prophecies first despised and then
fulfilled; but his heart relenting, he hastened to the palace, and
prostrating himself before the Rajah with hands joined together, he thus
spoke:—
‘May I be your sacrifice, O thou eater of mountains and drinker of
rivers! I have a petition to make in this matter of the cat and dog!’
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