Household words, No. 8, May 18, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 8, May 18, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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‘It shall be heard,’ replied the Rajah. ‘Thou art a wise man; what dost
thou say?—dog—cat—dog and cat, or cat and dog? For my own part, I still
reserve my decision, though somewhat inclining to the opinion that the
cat caused all the mischief, and for this reason,—because if the dog had
not seen the cat, he very probably would not have chased her—“out of
sight out of mind” being one of our oldest as well as truest proverbs.’
‘Alas! that I should differ with your Highness—Brave Falcon, terrible in
War—the most valiant of the State—the Tiger of the Country,’ replied the
Prime Minister. ‘How could the cat help being worried by the dog?—and
did not nature give her a right to go where she pleased?’
So the whole Court took at once different sides, and matters might have
come to a serious explosion, even within the sacred walls of the palace
itself, but for the Brahmin, who again lifted up his voice and said:—
‘May it please your Highness! Let me declare to you that it was neither
the dog nor the cat that caused all this misery, but the _Fly_ and the
Honey!’
‘The fly and the honey! The fly and the honey!’ exclaimed the astonished
Rajah. ‘What honey, and what fly?’
And, as this was a perfectly new idea, the assembly listened with
profound attention while the holy man unfolded the true history of the
case. His having seen the stranger, and warned the people against him.
How accurately he had observed the drop of honey dabbed against the
wall. Then the approach of the fly, the sly gliding of the lizard, the
wily creeping of the cat, and the stealthy vindictive movements of the
dog—involving all these creatures in much pain and difficulty, and which
afterwards overspread the city.
‘Hold, learned man,’ cried the Rajah, ‘thou hast well said; my eyes are
opened!’ and he desired search to be made for the man who had too well
earned the title of Mischief-Maker. But he was no where to be either
found or heard of; and the poor flour-dealer, who stood among the
prisoners with a bandaged head, declared that the villain had not even
paid for the honey that had caused the whole tumult.
‘Well,’ exclaimed the Rajah, after a profound pause; ‘here now may most
plainly be seen a proof—if any such were required—that my subjects only
want a pretext, no matter what, to quarrel, and they are sure to go to
loggerheads.
‘I now throw no blame upon either the cat or the dog; for each animal
followed its own peculiar instinct. The blame and the punishment too,
must light upon the owners of the dog and cat for fighting, and thus
inducing others to espouse so ridiculous a quarrel.’
And forthwith he ordered all the principal rioters into confinement,
saying also to the rest of the people:—
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