"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three Acts — John Shaqi
"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three ActsCoward, Noël
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"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three Acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; Inheritance and succession -- Drama
DANIEL. I thank you. And secondly, to feast my eyes, perhaps for the
last time on earth, upon you children--also to talk to you seriously,
for after all, you're my only relatives in the world.
SYLVIA. } Yes, yes.
BOBBIE. } Quite so.
DANIEL. I am as you may have guessed, a wealthy man----
EVERYONE (_eagerly_). Yes, yes! (_Movement from all._)
DANIEL. And out there (_he nods his head descriptively_) we don't get
much chance of spending our money----
BOBBIE. } Quite so.
OLIVER. } No, no!
DANIEL. And now I come to the point. At the end of three years I shall
be no more.
EVANGELINE. Quite so!
OTHERS. Sh!!
(MRS. DERMOTT _sniffs._)
DANIEL. Bear up, Anne; we must all die sometime.
MRS. DERMOTT. Yes, but not of sleeping sickness. It's so horrible.
Anything else--but not sleeping sickness.
DANIEL. I believe it is very comfortable, but that is neither here nor
there. What I was going to say was this, I am a firm believer in the
old-fashioned laws of entail. I have no patience with this modern way of
dividing up legacies between large numbers of people----
SYLVIA (_with interest_). Yes, yes?
BOBBIE (_with equal interest_). Quite so!
DANIEL. When I pass into the great beyond (MRS. DERMOTT _sniffs. He is
obviously rather pleased with that remark, so he repeats it_)--pass into
the great beyond, I intend to leave the whole bulk of my fortune to the
one of you who has made good----
OLIVER. How do you mean "Made good"?
DANIEL. I mean make good your position in the world, justify your
existence, carve for yourself a niche in the Temple of
Fame----SPACELEFT(_Turning_ R.)
BOBBIE (_very quickly and brightly_). Yes, yes?
DANIEL (_turns, sharply_). That was entirely unnecessary, I didn't
pause.
BOBBIE. Sorry.
(_They are all self-conscious as he addresses them._)
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