"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three ActsCoward, Noël
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"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three Acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; Inheritance and succession -- Drama
BOBBIE (_joyfully--taking her hands_). Oh, Faith we'll have the most
wonderful times in the world--just you and me together; say you're
happy, say you're excited about it.
FAITH. I'm absolutely thrilled--I'm----SPACELEFT(BOBBIE _sees_ MRS.
CROMBIE. _Picks up papers on floor to hide his confusion._)
(_Enter_ MRS. CROMBIE. _They get up._)
MRS. CROMBIE (_going_ L.C.). You ought to be ashamed of yourselves,
sitting indoors on a lovely day like this. (FAITH _giggles._) Heaven
knows we get little enough good air in town, without wasting it when we
get into the country.
FAITH. Mother, something important has happened. (_By front of couch._)
BOBBIE (_sincere_). Look here, Faith, you must let me tell her--it's my
job, I won't shirk it.
FAITH. Don't be silly, Bobbie, go into the garden, there's a
darling--I'll come out in a minute or two.
BOBBIE. But--but----
FAITH. Do be sensible.
BOBBIE. Oh, all right.... (_Goes up between Chesterfield and fireplace,
and exits into garden._)
MRS. CROMBIE. You are a little fool, Faith. Fancy flirting with
that--the elder one has much more in him.
FAITH. But I don't like Oliver so much, his chin's so scrubby.
MRS. CROMBIE. Oliver is a steady man with an assured career in front of
him--this one----
FAITH. Mother, we're engaged!
MRS. CROMBIE. Of course you are. That has been perfectly obvious from
the moment I passed the window. Now of course we have all the trouble of
getting you disengaged again. Really you are very tiresome. (_Below
table._)
FAITH. Mother, how can you be so horrid, you will _not_ understand!
Bobbie has ever so much better prospects than Oliver.
MRS. CROMBIE. Who said so? Bobbie?
FAITH. Yes, but it's true; his Uncle is going to leave him a huge
fortune in a year's time.
MRS. CROMBIE. Which Uncle? (_Takes out cigarette from case._)
FAITH. He's only got one--Daniel Davis. He landed in England yesterday,
and is coming down here to-day. Eighteen months ago the doctor said he
only had three years to live----
MRS. CROMBIE. I've been caught like that before. (_Crosses to
mantelpiece for matches._)
FAITH. Why, how do you mean?
MRS. CROMBIE. Experience has taught me one thing, and that is that in
this world people _never_ die when they're expected to. (_Sits on
Chesterfield._) The old man will probably live to a ripe old age, then
where would you be?
FAITH. Well, anyhow Bobbie makes quite a lot out of his songs. (_Sits in
armchair._)
MRS. CROMBIE. Don't be childish, Faith. You know perfectly well I should
never allow you to marry a man without a settled income--prospects never
kept anyone. Besides, if any of them get the uncle's money it will be
Oliver--he's the eldest. (_Lights cigarette._)
FAITH (_in chair_ L.C.). That's where you are wrong, mother. Just before
he sailed back to America, he took Bobbie aside and told him in
confidence that he was the one he meant to leave everything to. Of
course the others mustn't know because it would be favouritism--don't
you see?
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