"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three ActsCoward, Noël
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"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three Acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; Inheritance and succession -- Drama
SYLVIA. It's your most successful.
BOBBIE. Of course--I've made literally hundreds out of it--the public
wallow in it--roses and passion, and wine, and eyes of blue--it makes me
absolutely sick every time I hear it, but still one must write down in
this world if one wants to get up.
MRS. DERMOTT. Speaking of roses, let's go out into the garden and
talk--it's so stuffy in here--you can tell me some more of your
adventures, Danny.
SYLVIA (_looking at him_). I'm sure he'd love to.
(_Every one gets up and drifts out on to the lawn talking._ BOBBIE
_hangs behind for a moment with_ FAITH.)
BOBBIE (_anxiously_). What did she say? (_Catching her hand as she is
going out._)
FAITH. She said she'll see--wait until to-night....
BOBBIE. Oh, Faith darling....
FAITH. Come out now, quick, or they'll miss us.
BOBBIE (_grumbling_). It doesn't matter if they do.
FAITH. Oh, yes, it does--I don't want to be talked about.
(_They go out and bang into_ DANIEL, _who is coming in._)
BOBBIE. Hallo, aren't you going to tell us things?
DANIEL (_comes_ C.). No, not now--I must unpack--I'm feeling rather
tired--I have to change--I must send a wire.... The truth of the matter
is, I just want a little peace.
BOBBIE. All right, we'll leave you to it.
(_Exit_ BOBBIE _and_ FAITH. DANIEL _comes slowly down stage--lights
a cigar and settles himself in Chesterfield._)
(_Re-enter_ SYLVIA, _quickly touches_ DANIEL _on face--he jumps._)
SYLVIA. Uncle dear, why did you slip away?
DANIEL. I explained to your brother--because I felt a little tired and
wanted a rest.
SYLVIA. You're not too tired to talk to me though, are you? (_Quite
quietly._)
DANIEL (_without conviction_). No. (_Lies full length._)
SYLVIA. Well, I'll sit down then. (_To side of Chesterfield._)
DANIEL. Do. (_Sees she wants to sit down. He takes his legs off
Chesterfield._)
SYLVIA. So you really are better? (_Sitting_ L. _of Chesterfield._)
DANIEL. Of course I'm better--I feel splendid.
SYLVIA. And you _still_ believe what the doctor said?
DANIEL. I always believe what every one says, I'm a most trusting
person.
SYLVIA. Oh, is that how you made your money--by being trusting?
DANIEL. Certainly. I trusted other people to lose it and they did.
SYLVIA. How d'you mean--lose it?
DANIEL. Well, you see--look here, Sylvia, are you cross-examining me?
SYLVIA. Nothing could be further from my thoughts, uncle dear, I only
wondered, that's all.
DANIEL. Well, don't wonder any more--it's most embarrassing--what have
you been doing with yourself lately?...
SYLVIA. You know perfectly well, uncle, because you sat next to me in
the car and I told you everything.
DANIEL. Well, tell me some more. Have you had any love affairs--girls
always like to confide their love affairs.
SYLVIA. Only when they haven't got any--but I don't, anyhow. The only
one of the family who has got it in the least badly is Bobbie; he's mad
on Faith Crombie.
DANIEL. So I gathered--why, do you suppose?
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