"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three ActsCoward, Noël
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"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three Acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; Inheritance and succession -- Drama
SYLVIA. I don't know.
JOYCE. I should simply hate that. (_Sits on right end of form._)
EVANGELINE. So should we all--it would be miserable.
SYLVIA. Think how awful it must be for mother.
JOYCE. I say, don't you think Oliver ought to be here--if anything's
going to happen? He's the eldest.
SYLVIA. He wouldn't be any help. He cares for nothing but the inside of
motors and the outside of Maisie Stuart; he's not observant enough to
know her inside.
EVANGELINE. What a perfectly horrible thing to say!
SYLVIA. Well, it's absolutely true; he thinks she's everything that's
good and noble, when all the time she's painfully ordinary and a bit of
a cat; what fools men are.
JOYCE (_blasé_). One can't help falling in love.
(_Enter_ MRS. DERMOTT _downstairs followed by_ BOBBIE; _she is a pretty
little woman with rather a plaintive manner._)
MRS. DERMOTT (_as she descends_). Bobbie says you all want to talk to
me! What's the matter, darlings? (_Comes_ C.)
SYLVIA. That's what we want to know, mum; come on now, out with it.
You've been looking worried for ever so long.
(BOBBIE _stays at foot of stairs._)
MRS. DERMOTT. I don't know what you mean, Sylvia dear I----
SYLVIA. Now listen to me, mother; you've got something on your mind,
that's obvious to any one; you're not a bit good at hiding your
feelings. Surely we're all old enough to share the worry, whatever it
is.
MRS. DERMOTT. (_kissing her_). Silly old darlings--it's true I have been
a little worried--you see, we're ruined.
SYLVIA. }
EVANGELINE. } Mother!
BOBBIE. }
JOYCE. }
(_The girls rise._)
MRS. DERMOTT (_shaking her head sadly_). Yes, we're ruined; we haven't a
penny. (_Moves to chair below table._)
SYLVIA. Why didn't you tell us before?
MRS. DERMOTT (_sitting_). I only knew it myself this morning, I had a
letter from Tibbets; he's been through all the papers and things.
EVANGELINE. Father's papers?
MRS. DERMOTT. I suppose so, dear. There wouldn't be any others, would
there?
BOBBIE (_coming down_). But mother, what did he say, how did he put it?
MRS. DERMOTT. I really forget--but I know it worried me dreadfully.
(JOYCE _sits on form._)
EVANGELINE. And we literally haven't a penny?
MRS. DERMOTT. Well, only fifteen hundred a year; it's almost as bad.
(EVANGELINE _sits in armchair._)
JOYCE. Shall we have to give up the house?
MRS. DERMOTT. I'm afraid so, darling; you see there are taxes and rates
and things. Tibbets knows all about it--he's coming down to-night.
SYLVIA. Can't Uncle Daniel do anything?
(BOBBIE _sits on table._)
MRS. DERMOTT. He's my only hope. I cabled to South America three weeks
ago. I didn't know the worst then, but I felt I wanted some one to lean
on--after all, his cheque was a great help.
JOYCE. Is he very, very rich?
MRS. DERMOTT. He must be, he's a bachelor, and he has a ranch and a mine
and things.
BOBBIE. Has he answered your cable?
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