"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three Acts — John Shaqi
"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three ActsCoward, Noël
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"I'll Leave It To You": A Light Comedy In Three Acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; Inheritance and succession -- Drama
MRS. DERMOTT. No, but of course he may have been out prospecting or
broncho-breaking or something when it arrived. They live such restless
lives out there--oh, no, I don't think he'll fail me, he's my only
brother.
EVANGELINE. I wonder how much he _has_ got.
MRS. DERMOTT. Perhaps Tibbets will know--we'll ask him.
BOBBIE. Why, is he Uncle Daniel's lawyer as well?
MRS. DERMOTT. No, dear, but you know lawyers are always clever at
knowing other people's business--I shall never forget----
BOBBIE. Yes--but mother, what will happen if he _isn't_ rich, and
doesn't help us after all?
MRS. DERMOTT. I really don't know, darling. It's terribly upsetting,
isn't it?
JOYCE. It will be _awful_ having to give up the house.
MRS. DERMOTT. Well, Tibbets says we needn't for another two years. It's
paid for until then or something.
SYLVIA (_sits on the Chesterfield_). Thank heaven! What a relief!
MRS. DERMOTT. But we shall have to be awfully careful. Oh, darlings
(_she breaks down_), thank God I've got you. (_Weeps on_ BOBBIE'S
_knee._)
SYLVIA. Buck up mother, it isn't as bad as all that. After all, we can
work.
BOBBIE (_without enthusiasm_). Yes, we can work. (_Moving from table to_
R.)
EVANGELINE. I shall write things, really artistic little fragments----
BOBBIE. We want to make money, Vangy.
MRS. DERMOTT. But, darlings, you know you can't make money unless you're
Socialists and belong to Unions and things.
EVANGELINE. Well, I know _I_ should make money in time. There's a great
demand for really good stuff now.
SYLVIA. Do you think yours _is_ really good?
EVANGELINE. I'm sure it is.
(MRS. DERMOTT _reads a magazine._)
BOBBIE. Well, God help the bad.
EVANGELINE (_rising_). Look here, Bobbie, I'm tired of your silly
jeering at me. Just stop trying to be funny. (_Moves to_ L.C.)
BOBBIE (_hotly_). I realize the futility of endeavour when I see how
funny others can be _without_ trying (_following her._)
EVANGELINE. Ill-bred little pip squeak!
JOYCE (_jumping up; firing_). He's not a pip squeak. Fanny Harris says
he's the most good-looking boy she's ever seen.
EVANGELINE. She can't have seen many then. (_Moves to fireplace._)
BOBBIE. Oh! Don't betray your jealousy of my looks, Evangeline. It's so
degrading.
EVANGELINE. I tell you----
MRS. DERMOTT. Children, stop quarelling at once. I think it's most
inconsiderate of you under the circumstances.
(BOBBIE _sits on table back to audience. There is silence for a moment.
Enter_ GRIGGS _from hall with a telegram_.)
GRIGGS. For you, madam.
(_All show an interest._)
MRS. DERMOTT (_taking it_). Thank you, Griggs. (_She opens it and reads
it._) There is no answer, Griggs.
(_Exit_ GRIGGS, R.)
My dears!
JOYCE. What is it, mother, quick?
MRS. DERMOTT (_reading_). Arrive this afternoon--about tea time, Daniel.
SYLVIA. Uncle Daniel!
EVANGELINE. In England!
MRS. DERMOTT. I suppose so. It was handed in at Charing Cross.
BOBBIE. What luck! (_Gets off table._)
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