London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
Even if you are a good sailor there is, apart from a natural pride in
your sailorship, little joy about a first day on board. The climate of
the English seas is not adapted to ocean travel. If I could steam
straight out of Southampton Harbour into the strong yet restrained heat
that I love, if I could glide from the wharf—mottled with
regrets—straight to the silver and emerald coasts of a certain land I
know, where the cocoanut palms lean out over the strip of immaculate
sand, to see their reflections in the opal mirror of the sea, I think I
should love the first day as much as I love its successors. And yet I
would not have the voyage shortened by a minute.
I wonder why nobody has ever brought forward as a conclusive
Anti-suffrage argument the fact that more women are sea-sick than men on
the first day of a sea-voyage. I can so well imagine the superb line the
logic of such a contention would take. If the basis of life is physical
ability, and if physical ability depends upon the digestion, then must
the strong digestion only constitute a right to citizenship. To the wall
with the weak digestion.
Mrs. Paul Rust and the suffragette were the only women who scaled the
heights of the dining saloon for that evening’s meal. Mrs. Rust looked
supremely proud of her immunity from sea-sickness; all the men looked
laboriously unaware that such a thing as sea-sickness existed; the
suffragette looked frankly miserable. The gardener was obliged to remind
himself casually from time to time that there was no pose that included
sea-sickness.
But any disastrous tendency he might have had to give too much thought
to his inner man was checked by the appearance of Mrs. Paul Rust, the
fortress he was there to besiege. She was a truly remarkable woman to
look at. The absence of her hat revealed a surprise. Her hair was dyed a
forcible crimson. And it might have been mud-coloured like mine for all
the self-consciousness she showed. It was so profoundly remarkable that
for a time one’s attention was chained to the hair, and one forgot to
study the impressive general effect, of which the hair was only the
culminating point. Mrs. Rust’s only real feature was her chin, but no
one ever realised this. Her eyes and nose were too small for her face,
and seemed to fit loosely into that great oval; her mouth was only
redeemed by the chin that shot from beneath it. Altogether she would
have been sufficiently insignificant-looking had it not been for her
hair. She proved the truism that the world takes people at their own
valuation.
It is always a surprise to me when a truism is proved true. I have come
across the rock embedded in these truisms several times lately to my
cost. And each time it bruises my knuckles and shocks me. It almost
makes one wonder whether, after all, the ancients occasionally had their
flashes of enlightenment.
The world thought of Mrs. Paul Rust what she thought of herself. It is
so often too busy to work out its own conclusions.
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