London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
The sea to some extent recovered its temper within that day. Towards the
evening, when slate and silver clouds, with their backs to the
_Caribbeania_, were racing to be the first over the horizon, the garden
was invaded by passengers, racing to be the first over the boundary of
sea-sickness. The silence of the unintroduced at first lay, like a pall,
along the deck-chairs, but a mutual friend was quickly found in
Mothersill, whose excellent invention was represented in every work-bag.
The bright noise of women discussing suffering rippled along the garden.
Abuse of the _Caribbeania’s_ stewardesses sprang from lip to lip. It was
a pretty scene, and the gardener turned his back on it, and went below
to water Hilda.
The gardener’s cabin, which was impertinently shared by a couple of
inferior souls, was as square as a box, and furnished with nautical
economy. The outlook from its porthole was as varied in character as it
was limited in size. At one moment one felt oneself the drunken brain
behind the round eye of a giant, staring into green and white obscurity;
at another one blinked, as a mist of spray like shivered opal spun up
over one’s universe; again one enjoyed an instantaneous glimpse of the
flat chequered floor of the Atlantic; and at rare intervals the curtain
of the sky slid over the porthole, and the setting sun dropped across
the eye like a rocket.
Hilda sat wistfully on the recess of the porthole, leaning her forehead
against the glass. She had a bud, chosen to match Courtesy’s hair. Just
as Hilda’s stalk was necessary to hold her bud upright, so Courtesy
herself was necessary to support the conflagration of her hair on the
level of the onlooker’s eye. Both were necessities, and both were
artistically negligible.
The gardener looked around the cabin. There is something depressing
about other people’s clothes. There is something depressing in an
incessant attack on one’s skull by inanimate objects. There is something
depressing in a feeling of incurable drunkenness unrelieved by the
guilty gaiety that usually accompanies such a condition. There is
something depressing about ocean life below decks at any time. The
gardener and Hilda sat in despair upon the hardhearted thing that
sea-going optimists accept as a bed.
“Of course I don’t want to go home,” the gardener told himself.
Hilda, poor golden thing of the soil, had no doubts as to what she was
suffering from. But the gardener wondered why despair had seized him.
Until he remembered that the spirit of the sea walks on deck alone, and
is never permitted by the stewards to enter the cabins. He climbed the
companion-way, like a tired angel returning to heaven after a stuffy day
on earth. He came upon Courtesy making a bad shot at the door that leads
to the Promenade deck.
“Come and sit in the garden,” he said in a refreshed voice.
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