London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
The gardener set himself to put his scanty property together stealthily,
and creep from the boat, that the stewards might not see him go. He had
an unposed horror of ungenerosity. To him, as to most men, the tip was
more of a duty than the discharge of a debt. He suffered keenly for a
while from the discovery that there was no escaping from the stewards
to-day, they were stationed with careful carelessness at every corner.
Presently the siege was raised unexpectedly by the arrival of the
boot-boy with a note.
“The lady left it, sir.”
It contained a five-pound note, and it was addressed in the
suffragette’s small defiant handwriting.
Of course the hero of a novel should have thrown the whole missive into
the sea. He should have struck an attitude and explained to the admiring
boot-boy that such gifts from a woman could only be looked upon as an
insult. But you must remember the gardener considered that the fortunes
of the Island were at his feet. And he would not have gone so far as to
pose at his own expense—not to speak of the steward’s. He put the note
in his pocket, and went to the purser for change.
When his duties were discharged, he came on deck to collect any plans
that might be in the air. It is a most annoying fact that theories will
not take the place of plans. In theory you may be The One Who Arrives,
but in practice you have to think about passing the customs and finding
a cheap hotel and getting yourself a sun-helmet. I think the world has
an antipathy to heroes; it certainly makes things very hard for them.
On deck Courtesy was sitting calm and ready. Her plans had been made for
three days. She had only just stopped short of writing a time-table for
the hourly career of herself and Mrs. Rust throughout their sojourn on
the island. She had a genius for details.
“The suffragette has disappeared,” said the gardener. A disarming
frankness was one of his weapons.
“I’m jolly glad,” replied Courtesy. “I believe you owe that to me, you
naughty boy. I gave her a bit of my mind about it the other day.”
The gardener uttered no reproaches. He felt none. For he had learnt by
now that the suffragette would never be affected by a bit of anybody’s
mind.
“What are you going to do?” asked Courtesy. “We are going to the St.
Maurice Hotel for four days—Father Christopher told us of it—and at
mid-day on Saturday we go up to the hills for a fortnight, and then we
hire a car and tour round the Island, staying twenty-four hours at
Alligator Bay.”
“I’m going to look for work,” said the gardener.
“Sugar or bananas?”
“Neither. Head-work.”
“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “Nobody on the Island ever uses
their head except to carry luggage on.”
“That’s why I shall find work. There’s no competition in my line.”
“You funny ...” giggled Courtesy. “Isn’t he quaint, Father Christopher?”
For the priest was passing on his twenty-second circuit of the deck.
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