Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
It is in these smaller towns that the spirit of King Carnival finds
happiest expression. Almost every third inhabitant takes part in the
fun. In Brussels and the larger towns the thing appears ridiculous. A
few hundred maskers force their way with difficulty through thousands of
dull-clad spectators, looking like a Spanish river in the summer time, a
feeble stream, dribbling through acres of muddy bank. At Charleroi, the
centre of the Belgian Black Country, the chief feature of the Carnival is
the dancing of the children. A space is specially roped off for them.
If by chance the sun is kind enough to shine, the sight is a pretty one.
How they love the dressing up and the acting, these small mites! One
young hussy—she could hardly have been more than ten—was gotten up as a
haughty young lady. Maybe some elder sister had served as a model. She
wore a tremendous wig of flaxen hair, a hat that I guarantee would have
made its mark even at Ascot on the Cup Day, a skirt that trailed two
yards behind her, a pair of what had once been white kid gloves, and a
blue silk parasol. Dignity! I have seen the offended barmaid, I have
met the chorus girl—not by appointment, please don’t misunderstand me,
merely as a spectator—up the river on Sunday. But never have I witnessed
in any human being so much hauteur to the pound _avoir-dupois_ as was
carried through the streets of Charleroi by that small brat. Companions
of other days, mere vulgar boys and girls, claimed acquaintance with her.
She passed them with a stare of such utter disdain that it sent them
tumbling over one another backwards. By the time they had recovered
themselves sufficiently to think of an old tin kettle lying handy in the
gutter she had turned the corner.
Two miserably clad urchins, unable to scrape together the few _sous_
necessary for the hire of a rag or two, had nevertheless determined not
to be altogether out of it. They had managed to borrow a couple of white
blouses—not what you would understand by a white blouse, dear Madame, a
dainty thing of frills and laces, but the coarse white sack the street
sweeper wears over his clothes. They had also borrowed a couple of
brooms. Ridiculous little objects they looked, the tiny head of each
showing above the great white shroud as gravely they walked, the one
behind the other, sweeping the mud into the gutter. They also were of
the Carnival, playing at being scavengers.
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