Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Another quaint sight I witnessed. The “serpentin” is a feature of the
Belgian Carnival. It is a strip of coloured paper, some dozen yards
long, perhaps. You fling it as you would a lassoo, entangling the head
of some passer-by. Naturally, the object most aimed at by the Belgian
youth is the Belgian maiden. And, naturally also, the maiden who finds
herself most entangled is the maiden who—to use again the language of the
matrimonial advertiser—“is considered good-looking.” The serpentin about
her head is the “feather in her cap” of the Belgian maiden on Carnival
Day. Coming suddenly round the corner I almost ran into a girl. Her
back was towards me. It was a quiet street. She had half a dozen of
these serpentins. Hurriedly, with trembling hands, she was twisting them
round and round her own head. I looked at her as I passed. She flushed
scarlet. Poor little snub-nosed pasty-faced woman! I wish she had not
seen me. I could have bought sixpenny-worth, followed her, and tormented
her with them; while she would have pretended indignation—sought,
discreetly, to escape from me.
Down South, where the blood flows quicker, King Carnival is, indeed, a
jolly old soul. In Munich he reigns for six weeks, the end coming with a
mad two days revel in the streets. During the whole of the period, folks
in ordinary, every-day costume are regarded as curiosities; people wonder
what they are up to. From the Grafin to the Dienstmädchen, from the Herr
Professor to the “Piccolo,” as they term the small artist that answers to
our page boy, the business of Munich is dancing, somewhere, somehow, in a
fancy costume. Every theatre clears away the stage, every café crowds
its chairs and tables into corners, the very streets are cleared for
dancing. Munich goes mad.
Munich is always a little mad. The maddest ball I ever danced at was in
Munich. I went there with a Harvard University professor. He had been
told what these balls were like. Ever seeking knowledge of all things,
he determined to take the matter up for himself and examine it. The
writer also must ever be learning. I agreed to accompany him. We had
not intended to dance. Our idea was that we could be indulgent
spectators, regarding from some coign of vantage the antics of the
foolish crowd. The professor was clad as became a professor. Myself, I
wore a simply-cut frock-coat, with trousering in French grey. The
doorkeeper explained to us that this was a costume ball; he was sorry,
but gentlemen could only be admitted in evening dress or in masquerade.
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