Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
There is a statue of Aphrodite in one of the smaller Paris parks. Twice
in the same week, without particularly meaning it, I found myself early
in the morning standing in front of this statue gazing listlessly at it,
as one does when in dreamy mood; and on both occasions, turning to go, I
encountered the same man, also gazing at it with, apparently, listless
eyes. He was an uninteresting looking man—possibly he thought the same
of me. From his dress he might have been a well-to-do tradesman, a minor
Government official, doctor, or lawyer. Quite ten years later I paid my
third visit to the same statue at about the same hour. This time he was
there before me. I was hidden from him by some bushes. He glanced round
but did not see me; and then he did a curious thing. Placing his hands
on the top of the pedestal, which may have been some seven feet in
height, he drew himself up, and kissed very gently, almost reverentially,
the foot of the statue, begrimed though it was with the city’s dirt. Had
he been some long-haired student of the Latin Quarter one would not have
been so astonished. But he was such a very commonplace, quite
respectable looking man. Afterwards he drew a pipe from his pocket,
carefully filled and lighted it, took his umbrella from the seat where it
had been lying, and walked away.
Had it been their meeting-place long ago? Had he been wont to tell her,
gazing at her with lover’s eyes, how like she was to the statue? The
French sculptor has not to consider Mrs. Grundy. Maybe, the lady,
raising her eyes, had been confused; perhaps for a moment angry—some
little milliner or governess, one supposes. In France the _jeune fille_
of good family does not meet her lover unattended. What had happened?
Or was it but the vagrant fancy of a middle-aged bourgeois seeking in
imagination the romance that reality so rarely gives us, weaving his love
dream round his changeless statue?
In one of Ibsen’s bitter comedies the lovers agree to part while they are
still young, never to see each other in the flesh again. Into the future
each will bear away the image of the other, godlike, radiant with the
glory of youth and love; each will cherish the memory of a loved one who
shall be beautiful always. That their parting may not appear such wild
nonsense as at first it strikes us, Ibsen shows us other lovers who have
married in the orthodox fashion. She was all that a mistress should be.
They speak of her as they first knew her fifteen years ago, when every
man was at her feet. He then was a young student, burning with fine
ideals, with enthusiasm for all the humanities.
They enter.
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