Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
Old friends, all of you, how many times have I not slipped away from my
worries into your pleasant company! Peggotty, you dear soul, the sight
of your kind eyes is so good to me. Our mutual friend, Mr. Charles
Dickens, is prone, we know, just ever so slightly to gush. Good fellow
that he is, he can see no flaw in those he loves, but you, dear lady, if
you will permit me to call you by a name much abused, he has drawn in
true colours. I know you well, with your big heart, your quick temper,
your homely, human ways of thought. You yourself will never guess your
worth—how much the world is better for such as you! You think of
yourself as of a commonplace person, useful only for the making of
pastry, the darning of stockings, and if a man—not a young man, with only
dim half-opened eyes, but a man whom life had made keen to see the beauty
that lies hidden beneath plain faces—were to kneel and kiss your red,
coarse hand, you would be much astonished. But he would be a wise man,
Peggotty, knowing what things a man should take carelessly, and for what
things he should thank God, who has fashioned fairness in many forms.
Mr. Wilkins Micawber, and you, most excellent of faithful wives, Mrs.
Emma Micawber, to you I also raise my hat. How often has the example of
your philosophy saved me, when I, likewise, have suffered under the
temporary pressure of pecuniary liabilities; when the sun of my
prosperity, too, has sunk beneath the dark horizon of the world—in short,
when I, also, have found myself in a tight corner. I have asked myself
what would the Micawbers have done in my place. And I have answered
myself. They would have sat down to a dish of lamb’s fry, cooked and
breaded by the deft hands of Emma, followed by a brew of punch, concocted
by the beaming Wilkins, and have forgotten all their troubles, for the
time being. Whereupon, seeing first that sufficient small change was in
my pocket, I have entered the nearest restaurant, and have treated myself
to a repast of such sumptuousness as the aforesaid small change would
command, emerging from that restaurant stronger and more fit for battle.
And lo! the sun of my prosperity has peeped at me from over the clouds
with a sly wink, as if to say “Cheer up; I am only round the corner.”
Cheery, elastic Mr. and Mrs. Micawber, how would half the world face
their fate but by the help of a kindly, shallow nature such as yours? I
love to think that your sorrows can be drowned in nothing more harmful
than a bowl of punch. Here’s to you, Emma, and to you, Wilkins, and to
the twins!
May you and such childlike folk trip lightly over the stones upon your
path! May something ever turn up for you, my dears! May the rain of
life ever fall as April showers upon your simple bald head, Micawber!
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