Idle Ideas in 1905Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Idle Ideas in 1905
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
To sum up, “David Copperfield” is a plain tale, simply told; and such are
all books that live. Eccentricities of style, artistic trickery, may
please the critic of a day, but literature is a story that interests us,
boys and girls, men and women. It is a sad book; and that, again, gives
it an added charm in these sad later days. Humanity is nearing its old
age, and we have come to love sadness, as the friend who has been longest
with us. In the young days of our vigour we were merry. With Ulysses’
boatmen, we took alike the sunshine and the thunder with frolic welcome.
The red blood flowed in our veins, and we laughed, and our tales were of
strength and hope. Now we sit like old men, watching faces in the fire;
and the stories that we love are sad stories—like the stories we
ourselves have lived.
CREATURES THAT ONE DAY SHALL BE MEN.
I OUGHT to like Russia better than I do, if only for the sake of the many
good friends I am proud to possess amongst the Russians. A large square
photograph I keep always on my mantel-piece; it helps me to maintain my
head at that degree of distention necessary for the performance of all
literary work. It presents in the centre a neatly-written address in
excellent English that I frankly confess I am never tired of reading,
around which are ranged some hundreds of names I am quite unable to read,
but which, in spite of their strange lettering, I know to be the names of
good Russian men and women to whom, a year or two ago, occurred the
kindly idea of sending me as a Christmas card this message of
encouragement. The individual Russian is one of the most charming
creatures living. If he like you he does not hesitate to let you know
it; not only by every action possible, but, by what perhaps is just as
useful in this grey old world, by generous, impulsive speech.
We Anglo-Saxons are apt to pride ourselves upon being undemonstrative.
Max Adeler tells the tale of a boy who was sent out by his father to
fetch wood. The boy took the opportunity of disappearing and did not
show his face again beneath the paternal roof for over twenty years.
Then one evening, a smiling, well-dressed stranger entered to the old
couple, and announced himself as their long-lost child, returned at last.
“Well, you haven’t hurried yourself,” grumbled the old man, “and blarm me
if now you haven’t forgotten the wood.”
I was lunching with an Englishman in a London restaurant one day. A man
entered and took his seat at a table near by. Glancing round, and
meeting my friend’s eyes, he smiled and nodded.
“Excuse me a minute,” said my friend, “I must just speak to my
brother—haven’t seen him for over five years.”
He finished his soup and leisurely wiped his moustache before strolling
across and shaking hands. They talked for a while. Then my friend
returned to me.
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