In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“That is why I did not wish to tell you what I had been thinking
of—just for fear that you would put a wrong construction on it—as you
have done. But now you can’t say anything much harsher to me than you
have said, and so I tell you frankly just what I thought, and why I
asked you those questions which you seem to think are so impertinent.
Besides this, you know, a sea acquaintance is different from any other
acquaintance. As I said, the first time I spoke to you—or the
second—there is no one here to introduce us. On land, when a person is
introduced to another person, he does not say, ‘Miss Earle, this is Mr.
Morris, who is a younger partner in the house of So-and-so.’ He merely
says, ‘Miss Earle, Mr. Morris,’ and there it is. If you want to find
anything out about him you can ask your introducer or ask your friends,
and you can find out. Now, on shipboard it is entirely different.
Suppose, for instance, that I did not tell you who I am, and—if you
will pardon me for suggesting such an absurd supposition—-imagine that
you wanted to find out, how could you do it?”
Miss Earle looked at him for a moment, and then she answered—
“I would ask that blonde young lady.”
This reply was so utterly unexpected by Morris that he looked at her
with wide eyes, the picture of a man dumbfounded. At that moment the
smoking-room steward came up to them and said—
“Will you have your coffee now, sir?”
“Coffee!” cried Morris, as if he had never heard the word before.
“Coffee!”
“Yes,” answered Miss Earle, sweetly, “we will have the coffee now, if
you please. You will have a cup with me, will you not, Mr. Morris?”
“Yes, I will, if it is not too much trouble.”
“Oh, it is no trouble to me,” said, the young lady; “some trouble to
the steward, but I believe even for him that it is not a trouble that
cannot be recompensed.”
Morris sipped his coffee in silence. Every now and then Miss Earle
stole a quiet look at him, and apparently was waiting for him to again
resume the conversation. This he did not seem in a hurry to do. At last
she said—
“Mr. Morris, suppose we were on shipboard and that we had become
acquainted without the friendly intervention of an introducer, and
suppose, if such a supposition is at all within the bounds of
probability, that you wanted to find out something about me, how would
you go about it?”
“How would I go about it?”
“Yes. How?”
“I would go about it in what would be the worst possible way. I would
frankly ask you, and you would as frankly snub me.”
“Suppose, then, while declining to tell you anything about myself I
were to refer you to somebody who would give you the information you
desire, would you take the opportunity of learning?”
“I would prefer to hear from yourself anything I desired to learn.”
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