In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“Now, that is very nicely said, Mr. Morris, and you make me feel almost
sorry, for having spoken to you as I did. Still, if you really want to
find out something about me, I shall tell you some one whom you can
ask, and who will doubtless answer you.”
“Who is that? The captain?”
“No. It is the same person to whom I should go if I wished to have
information of you—the blonde young lady.”
“Do you mean to say you know her?” asked the astonished young man.
“I said nothing of the sort.”
“Well, _do_ you know her?”
“No, I do not.”
“Do you know her name?”
“No, I do not even know her name.”
“Have you ever met her before you came on board this ship?”
“Yes, I have.”
“Well, if that isn’t the most astonishing thing I ever heard!”
“I don’t see why it is. You say you thought you had met me before. As
you are a man no doubt you have forgotten it. I say I think I have met
that young lady before. As she is a woman I don’t think she will have
forgotten. If you have any interest in the matter at all you might
inquire.”
“I shall do nothing of the sort.”
“Well, of course, I said I thought you hadn’t very much interest. I
only supposed the case.”
“It is not that I have not the interest, but it is that I prefer to go
to the person who can best answer my question if she chooses to do so.
If she doesn’t choose to answer me, then I don’t choose to learn.”
“Now, I like that ever so much,” said the young lady; “if you will get
me another cup of coffee I shall be exceedingly obliged to you. My
excuse is that these cups are very small, and the coffee is very good.”
“I am sure you don’t need any excuse,” replied Morris, springing to his
feet, “and I am only too happy to be your steward without the hope of
the fee at the end of the voyage.”
When he returned she said, “I think we had better stop the personal
conversation into which we have drifted. It isn’t at all pleasant to
me, and I don’t think it is very agreeable to you. Now, I intended this
morning to give you a lesson on American literature. I feel that you
need enlightening on the subject, and that you have neglected your
opportunities, as most New York men do, and so I thought you would be
glad of a lesson or two.”
“I shall be very glad of it indeed. I don’t know what our opportunities
are, but if most New York men are like me I imagine a great many of
them are in the same fix. We have very little time for the study of the
literature of any country.”
“And perhaps very little inclination.”
“Well, you know, Miss Earle, there is some excuse for a busy man. Don’t
you think there is?”
“I don’t think there is very much. Who in America is a busier man than
Mr. Gladstone? Yet he reads nearly everything, and is familiar with
almost any subject you can mention.”
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