Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
Our guide co-operated with the ghouls. He rushed about hunting up
strange and grisly specimens and brought them to us and begged us to
examine them and then pick out a few for the loved ones at home. I
regret to say that we did purchase a few of these preserved
extremities. The guide said we could use them as paper weights.
[Illustration: _For the loved ones at home_]
This same dragoman, or guide, or highbinder, or whatever you may choose
to call him--and Mr. Peasley called him nearly everything--gave us a
lot of cheerful entertainment during our four days in Luxor. Mr.
Peasley was in hot pursuit of guaranteed antiquities. He said he had
an old bookcase at home which he was going to convert into a curio
cabinet. There is one dealer in Luxor who is said to be absolutely
trustworthy. He supplies museums and private collections throughout
the world, and if you buy a scarab or a carved image from him you know
that you have something genuine and worth keeping. Mr. Peasley in a
thoughtless moment requested the dragoman to conduct us to this shop.
We went in and burrowed through the heaps of tempting rubbish and began
to dicker for a job lot of little images, tear jars, amulets, etc.,
that are found in the mummy cases. That dragoman saw the covetous
gleam in the Peasley eye and he knew that the man from Iowa intended
loading up with antiques, and he also knew that Mr. Peasley wished to
do this purchasing single-handed and without the assistance of a
dragoman, who would come in for a ten per cent. commission. We told
the dealer we would drop around later. So we went to the hotel and
dismissed the dragoman--told him to go home and get a good night's rest
and be on hand at nine o'clock the next morning.
After we were safely in the hotel Mr. Peasley confided his plans to us.
"I don't want to buy the stuff while that infernal Mahmoud is along,"
he said. "Why should he get a rake-off? We didn't go to the shop on
his recommendation. Now, I'll go over there by myself, pick out what I
want, and strike a bargain."
We offered to go along and assist, so we started up a side street, and
after we had gone a block Mahmoud stepped out from a doorway and said,
"Come, I will show you the way." We told him we had just sauntered out
for a breath of air, so we walked aimlessly around a block and were
escorted back to the hotel.
"I'll go over the first thing in the morning," said Mr. Peasley. "I'll
be there at eight o'clock, because he isn't due here until nine."
When he arrived at the shop early next morning Mahmoud was standing in
the doorway wearing a grin of devilish triumph. Mr. Peasley kept on
walking and pretending not to see him, but he came back to the hotel
mad all the way through.
[Illustration: _Mahmoud--wearing a grin of devilish triumph_]
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