Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
"We're up against an Oriental mind-reader, but I'll fool him yet," he
declared. "When we come back to the hotel for luncheon and he is
waiting for us with the donkey boys on the east side of the hotel we
will go out the west door to the river bank and cut south around the
Presbyterian Mission and come back to the shop."
Mr. Peasley did not know that Mahmoud had organised all the hotel
servants into a private detective agency. He must have known of our
escape on the river side before we had gone a hundred feet from the
hotel, for when, after executing our brilliant flank movement, we
arrived at the shop of the antiquarian, Mahmoud and the proprietor were
sitting in the front room drinking Turkish coffee and waiting for the
prey to wander into the trap. Mahmoud did not seem surprised to see
us. He bade us welcome and said that his friend the dealer was an
Egyptologist whose guarantee was accepted by every museum in the world,
and if we were in the market for antiques he would earnestly advise us
to seek no further. After this evidence of a close and friendly
understanding between the dragoman and the dealer we had a feeling that
Mahmoud would get his ten per cent, even if we succeeded in eluding him
and buying on our own hook.
But we hated to acknowledge ourselves beaten. At dusk that evening we
started toward the shop, in a half-hearted and experimental spirit, and
presently we observed Mahmoud following along fifty feet behind us. We
went to the garden of a neighbouring hotel and sat there until eleven
o'clock. When we came out Mahmoud was at the gateway. He said it was
not always safe for travellers to be about the streets at night, so he
would protect us and show us the way back to our hotel.
We found it impossible to get away from him. No Siberian bloodhound
ever followed a convict's trail more closely. If we ventured forth,
early or late, we found ourselves shadowed by that smiling reprobate.
When it came to the last day in Luxor Mr. Peasley did the bold thing.
He permitted Mahmoud to escort him to the shop, and then he said to the
dealer:--"This man is our guide, but he is not entitled to any
commission because he did not bring us to your shop. If he had
recommended your shop in the first place we would not have come here at
all. He is a bluff. He is trying to ring in. I want to buy a few
things here, with the understanding that he doesn't get anything out of
it. We have already paid him two salaries for guiding us and he isn't
a guide at all--he's a night watchman."
The dealer vowed and protested that he never paid commissions to
anyone. Mahmoud, not at all ruffled by the attack on his character,
said that his only ambition in life was to serve the noble gentleman
from the famous country known as Iowa. So Mr. Peasley bought his
assortment of antiques, and Mahmoud looked on and then carried the
parcel back to the hotel, walking respectfully behind the "noble
gentleman."
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