Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
Here it was, February in London, and on the first Saturday after our
arrival forty-five Association games and thirty-eight Rugby games were
reported in the London papers. At sixteen of the principal Association
games the total attendance was over two hundred and fifty thousand and
the actual receipts at these same games amounted to about $45,000.
There were two games at each of which the attendance was over thirty
thousand, with the receipts exceeding $5,000. A very conservative
estimate of the total attendance at the games played on this Saturday
would be five hundred thousand. In other words, on one Saturday
afternoon in February the attendance at football games was equal to the
total attendance at all of the big college games during an entire
season in the United States. No wonder that the English newspapers are
beginning to ask editorially "Is football a curse?" There is no
clamour regarding the roughness of the game, but it is said to cost too
much money and to take up too much time for the benefits derived.
The game to which Mr. Peasley conducted us was played in rather
inclement weather--that is, inclement London weather--which means that
it was the most terrible day that the imagination can picture--a dark,
chilly, drippy day, with frequent downpours. It has been said that one
cannot obtain icewater in London. This is a mistake. We obtained it
by the hogshead.
In spite of the fact that the weather was bad beyond description,
seventeen thousand spectators attended the game and saw it through to a
watery finish.
Mr. Peasley looked on and was much disappointed. He said they used too
many players and the number of fatalities was not at all in keeping
with the advertised importance of the game. It was a huge crowd, but
the prevailing spirit of solemnity worried Mr. Peasley. He spoke to a
native standing alongside of him and asked:--"What's the matter with
you folks over here? Don't you know how to back up a team? Where are
all of your flags and ribbons, your tally-hos and tin horns? Is this a
football game or a funeral?"
"Why should one wear ribbons at a football game?" asked the Englishman.
"Might as well put a little ginger into the exercises," suggested Mr.
Peasley. "Do you sing during the game?"
"Heavens, no. Sing? Why should one sing during a football game? In
what manner is vocal music related to an outdoor pastime of this
character?"
"You ought to go to a game in Iowa City. We sing till we're black in
the face--all about 'Eat 'em up, boys,' 'Kill 'em in their tracks,' and
'Buck through the line.' What's the use of coming to a game if you
stand around all afternoon and don't take part? Have you got any
yells?"
"What are those?"
"Can you beat that?" asked Mr. Peasley, turning to us. "A football
game without any yells!"
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