Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
The game started. By straining our eyes we could make out through the
deep gloom some thirty energetic young men, very lightly clad,
splashing about in all directions, and kicking in all sorts of aimless
directions. Mr. Peasley said it was a mighty poor excuse for football.
No one was knocked out; there was no bucking the line; there didn't
even seem to be a doctor in evidence. We could not follow the fine
points of the contest. Evidently some good plays were being made, for
occasionally a low, growling sound--a concerted murmur--would arise
from the multitude banked along the side lines.
"What is the meaning of that sound they are making?" asked Mr. Peasley,
turning to the native standing alongside of him.
"They are cheering," was the reply.
"They are what?"
"Cheering."
"Great Scott! Do you call that cheering? At home, when we want to
encourage the boys we get up on our hind legs and make a noise that you
can hear in the next township. We put cracks in the azure dome.
Cheering! Why, a game of croquet in the court house yard is eight
times as thrilling as this thing. Look at those fellows juggling the
ball with their feet. Why doesn't somebody pick it up and butt through
that crowd and start a little rough work?"
The native gave Mr. Peasley one hopeless look and moved away.
We could not blame our companion for being disappointed over the
cheering. An English cheer is not the ear-splitting demoniacal shriek,
such as an American patriot lets out when he hears from another batch
of precincts.
The English cheer is simply a loud grunt, or a sort of guttural "Hey!
hey!" or "Hurray!"
When an English crowd cheers the sound is similar to that made by a
Roman mob in the wings of a theatre.
After having once heard the "cheering" one can understand the meaning
of a passage in the Parliamentary report, reading about as follows:
"The gentleman hoped the house would not act with haste. (Cheers). He
still had confidence in the committee (cheers), but would advise a
careful consideration (cheers), etc."
It might be supposed from such a report that Parliament was one
continuous "rough house," but we looked in one day and it is more like
a cross between a Presbyterian synod and bee-keepers' convention.
About four o'clock we saw a large section of the football crowd moving
over toward a booth at one end of the grounds. Mr. Peasley hurried
after them, thinking that possibly someone had started a fight on the
side and that his love of excitement might be gratified after all.
Presently he returned in a state of deep disgust.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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