In the Days of the CometWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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In the Days of the Comet
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Comets -- Collisions with Earth -- Fiction; Political fiction; Science fiction; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
There was a very small grate, made of cast-iron in one piece and
painted buff, and a still smaller misfit of a cast-iron fender that
confessed the gray stone of the hearth. No fire was laid, only a few
scraps of torn paper and the bowl of a broken corn-cob pipe were
visible behind the bars, and in the corner and rather thrust away was
an angular japanned coal-box with a damaged hinge. It was the custom in
those days to warm every room separately from a separate fireplace,
more prolific of dirt than heat, and the rickety sash window, the small
chimney, and the loose-fitting door were expected to organize the
ventilation of the room among themselves without any further direction.
Parload’s truckle bed hid its gray sheets beneath an old patchwork
counterpane on one side of the room, and veiled his boxes and suchlike
oddments, and invading the two corners of the window were an old
whatnot and the washhandstand, on which were distributed the simple
appliances of his toilet.
This washhandstand had been made of deal by some one with an excess of
turnery appliances in a hurry, who had tried to distract attention from
the rough economies of his workmanship by an arresting ornamentation of
blobs and bulbs upon the joints and legs. Apparently the piece had then
been placed in the hands of some person of infinite leisure equipped
with a pot of ocherous paint, varnish, and a set of flexible combs.
This person had first painted the article, then, I fancy, smeared it
with varnish, and then sat down to work with the combs to streak and
comb the varnish into a weird imitation of the grain of some nightmare
timber. The washhandstand so made had evidently had a prolonged career
of violent use, had been chipped, kicked, splintered, punched, stained,
scorched, hammered, desiccated, damped, and defiled, had met indeed
with almost every possible adventure except a conflagration or a
scrubbing, until at last it had come to this high refuge of Parload’s
attic to sustain the simple requirements of Parload’s personal
cleanliness. There were, in chief, a basin and a jug of water and a
slop-pail of tin, and, further, a piece of yellow soap in a tray, a
tooth-brush, a rat-tailed shaving brush, one huckaback towel, and one
or two other minor articles. In those days only very prosperous people
had more than such an equipage, and it is to be remarked that every
drop of water Parload used had to be carried by an unfortunate servant
girl,—the “slavey,” Parload called her—up from the basement to the top
of the house and subsequently down again. Already we begin to forget
how modern an invention is personal cleanliness. It is a fact that
Parload had never stripped for a swim in his life; never had a
simultaneous bath all over his body since his childhood. Not one in
fifty of us did in the days of which I am telling you.
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