The hard boiled egg doesn't seem much like an ecstasy, but it is a very
good foundation for one. There is great virtue in a hard boiled egg. It
holds one down, yet not too heavily. It satisfies without inflaming.
Sometimes, after days of living on fruit and bread, a slice of underdone
meat put in a sandwich and eaten before I knew what I was doing, has
gone straight to my head in exactly the way wine would, and I have seen
the mountains double and treble themselves, besides not keeping still,
in a very surprising and distressing way, utterly ruinous to raptures.
So now I distrust sandwiches and will not take them; and all that goes
with me is the hard boiled egg. Oh, and apricots, when I can get them.
I forgot the apricots. I took a handful to-day,--big, beautiful
rosy-golden ones, grown in the hot villages of the valley, a very
apricotty place. And, that every part of me should have sustenance, I
also took Law's _Serious Call_.
He went because he's the thinnest book I've got on my shelves that has
at the same time been praised by Dr. Johnson. I've got several others
that Dr. Johnson has praised, such as Ogden on _Prayer_, but their bulk,
even if their insides were attractive, makes them have to stay at home.
Johnson, I remembered, as I weighed Law thoughtfully in my hand and felt
how thin he was, said of the _Serious Call_ that he took it up expecting
it to be a dull book, and perhaps to laugh at it--'but I found Law quite
an overmatch for me.' He certainly would be an overmatch for me, I knew,
should I try to stand up to him, but that was not my intention. What I
wanted was a slender book that yet would have enough entertainment in it
to nourish me all day; and opening the _Serious Call_ I was caught at
once by the story of Octavius, a learned and ingenious man who, feeling
that he wasn't going to live much longer, told the friends hanging on
his lips attentive to the wisdom that would, they were sure, drop out,
that in the decay of nature in which he found himself he had left off
all taverns and was now going to be nice in what he drank, so that he
was resolved to furnish his cellar with a little of the very best
whatever it might cost. And hardly had he delivered himself of this
declaration than 'he fell ill, was committed to a nurse, and had his
eyes closed by her before his fresh parcel of wine came in.'
The effect of this on some one called Eugenius was to send him home a
new man, full of resolutions to devote himself wholly to God; for 'I
never, says Eugenius, was so deeply affected with the wisdom and
importance of religion as when I saw how poorly and meanly the learned
Octavius was to leave the world through the want of it.'
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