Baulked, but still full of resolution, I set out in search of the
lawn-mower. It couldn't be far away, because nothing is able to be
anything but close on my narrow ledge of rock.
Mou-Mou, sitting on his haunches in the shade at the back of the house,
watched me with interest as I tried to open the sorts of outside doors
that looked as if they shut in lawn-mowers.
They were all locked.
The magnificent Mou-Mou, who manages to imitate Antoine's trick of not
being surprised, though he hasn't yet quite caught his air of absence of
curiosity, got up after the first door and lounged after me as I tried
the others. He could do this because, though tied up, Antoine has
ingeniously provided for his exercise, and at the same time for the
circumvention of burglars, by fixing an iron bar the whole length of the
wall behind the house and fastening Mou-Mou's chain to it by a loose
ring. So that he can run along it whenever he feels inclined; and a
burglar, having noted the kennel at the east end of this wall and
Mou-Mou sitting chained up in front of it, would find, on preparing to
attack the house at its west and apparently dogless end, that the dog
was nevertheless there before him. A rattle and a slide, and there would
be Mou-Mou. Very _morale_-shaking. Very freezing in its unexpectedness
to the burglar's blood, and paralysing to his will to sin. Thus Antoine,
thinking of everything, had calculated. There hasn't ever been a
burglar, but, as he said of his possible suppurating wounds, '_Il ne
faut pas attendre qu'on les a pour se procurer le remède._'
Mou-Mou accordingly came with me as I went up and down the back of the
house trying the range of outside doors. I think he thought at last it
was a game, for as each door wouldn't open and I paused a moment
thwarted, he gave a loud double bark, as one who should in the Psalms,
after each verse, say _Selah_.
Antoine had locked up the lawn-mower. The mowing was to be put off till
to-morrow rather than that Madame in the heat should mow. I appreciated
the kindness of his intentions, but for all that was much vexed by being
baulked. On my birthday too. Baulked of the one thing I really wanted,
_la transpiration_. It didn't seem much to ask on my birthday, I who
used, without so much as lifting a finger, to acquire on such occasions
quite other beads.
Undecided, I stood looking round the tidy yard for something I could be
active over, and Mou-Mou sat upright on his huge haunches watching me.
He is so big that in this position our heads are on a level. He took
advantage of this by presently raising his tongue--it was already out,
hanging in the heat--as I still didn't move or say anything, and giving
my face an enormous lick. So then I went away, for I didn't like that.
Besides, I had thought of something.
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