'_C'est que j'ai oublié ma queue_....' I found myself stammering, with a look of agonised deprecation and apology at him. And even then Antoine wasn't surprised. Well, where was I? Oh yes--at the _transpiration_. Antoine let it pass over him, as I have said, without a ruffle, and drew my attention to the chickens who would have to be fed and the cow who would have to be milked. Perhaps the cow might be milked on his return, but the chickens-- Antoine was softening. I said quickly that all he had to do would be to put the chickens' food ready and I would administer it, and as for the cow, why not let her have a rest for once, why not let her for once not he robbed of what was after all her own? And to cut the conversation short, and determined that my birthday should not pass without somebody getting a present, I ran upstairs and fetched down a twenty-franc note and pressed it into Antoine's hand and said breathlessly in a long and voluble sentence that began with _Voilà_, but didn't keep it up at that level, that the twenty francs were for his expenses for himself and Mrs. Antoine down in the valley, and that I hoped they would enjoy themselves, and would he remember me very kindly to his _maman_, to whom he would no doubt pay a little visit during the course of what I trusted would be a long, crowded, and agreeable day. They went off ultimately, but with reluctance. Completely undignified, I stood on the low wall of the terrace and waved to them as they turned the corner at the bottom of the path. '_Mille félicitations_!' I cried, anxious that somebody should be wished happiness on my birthday. 'If I _am_ going to have a lonely birthday it shall be _thoroughly_ lonely,' I said grimly to myself as, urged entirely by my volition, the Antoines disappeared and left me to the solitary house. I decided to begin my day's work by making my bed, and went upstairs full of resolution. Mrs. Antoine, however, had done that; no doubt while I was arguing with Antoine. The next thing, then, I reflected, was to tidy away breakfast, so I came downstairs again, full of more resolution. Mrs. Antoine, however, had done that too; no doubt while I was still arguing with Antoine. Well then, oughtn't I to begin to do something with potatoes? With a view to the dinner-hour? Put them on, or something? I was sure the putting on of potatoes would make me perspire. I longed to start my _transpiration_ in case by any chance, if I stayed too long inactive and cool, I should notice how very silent and empty.... I hurried into the kitchen, a dear little place of white tiles and copper saucepans, and found pots simmering gently on the stove: potatoes in one, and in the other bits of something that well might be chicken. Also, on a tray was the rest of everything needed for my dinner. All I would have to do would be to eat it.