Introducing Irony: A Book of Poetic Short Stories and PoemsBodenheim, Maxwell
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Introducing Irony: A Book of Poetic Short Stories and Poems
Bodenheim, Maxwell
American fiction -- 20th century; American poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“Come out to the well and we’ll haul her up,” said the man.
The little girl darted into the house, like a disappointed hobgoblin,
and Geroid Latour followed the man to the well at the rear of the
house. Suddenly he saw a mountainous washerwoman dancing on her toes
over the black loam. Her sparse grayish black hair flapped behind her
like a dishrag and her naked body had the color of trampled snow. An
empty beer-bottle was balanced on her head. She had the face of an old
Columbine who still thought herself beautiful.
“A neighbour of mine,” said the man in an awed voice. “She was a
ballet-dancer in her youth and every midnight she makes my back-yard a
theater. In the morning she scrubs my floors. Here, in my back-yard,
she chases the phantoms of her former triumphs. Moonlight turns her
knee joints into miracles!”
“Ah, from enormous wildness and pretence, squeezed together, comes the
little drop of happiness,” said Geroid Latour, sentimentally.
“My wife objected to my joining this woman’s midnight dance,” said the
man. “To prevent her from informing the police, I killed her. I could
not see a miracle ruined.”
“Only the insane are entertaining,” answered Geroid. “The egoism of
sane people is gruesome--a modulated scale of complacent gaieties--but
insane people often display an artificial ego which is divine. The
artist, gracefully gesticulating about himself, on his divan, is
hideous, but if he danced on a boulder and waved a lilac bough in one
hand and a broom in the other, one could respect him.”
As Geroid finished talking the mountainous washerwoman drew nearer and
stopped in front of the man. Blossoming glints of water dropped from
her grayish white skin.
“You haven’t killed me yet, my dear husband,” she shouted to the man.
Then, snatching the beer-bottle balanced on her head she struck at him.
Geroid fled to the front gate and sped down the road. Looking back,
from a safe distance, he saw the mountainous woman, the man, and the
little child earnestly gesticulating in the moonlight.
POETRY
Morning light anxiously pinched the cheeks of these poplar trees. The
silver blood rushed to their faces and they blushed. The garden walls
forgot their stolidity for a moment and seemed inclined to leap away,
but became sober again, resisting the twinkling trickery of morning
light. Airily suspended tales in light and colour, of no importance to
philosophers, hung over the scene. Only a snail underneath the trees,
steeped in a creeping evening, lived apart from the crisp medley of
morning lights. Laboriously, the snail moved through his explanation of
the universe. But, to blades of grass, their lives tersely centered in
green, the morning was a mysterious pressure.
The morning glowed over the garden like an incoherent rhapsody. It
lacked order and thought, and the serious eyes of teachers and jesters
would have spurned it. But Halfert Bolin, walking between rows of cold
peonies, regarded the morning with harsh approval and spoke.
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