Irish ImpressionsChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Irish Impressions
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
Ireland -- Civilization; Irish question
or at the most, in abstract ethics. But the one amusing thing which
makes me recall the whole incident was this; that when I had finished
a stalwart, hearty, heavy sort of legal gentleman, a well-known Irish
judge I understand, was kind enough to move a vote of thanks to me. And
what amused me about him was this: that while I (who am a Radical, in
sympathy with the revolutionary legend) had delivered a mild essay on
minor poets to a placid if bored audience, the judge, who was a pillar
of the Castle and a Conservative sworn to law and order, proceeded
with the utmost energy and joy to raise a riot. He taunted the Sinn
Feiners and dared them to come out; he trailed his coat if ever a
man trailed it in this world; he glorified England; not the Allies,
but England; splendid England, sublime England (all in the broadest
brogue), just, wise, and merciful England, and so on, flourishing what
was not even the flag of his own country, and a thing that had not
the remotest connection with the subject in hand, any more than the
Great Wall of China. I need not say that the theatre was soon in a
roar of protests and repartees; which I suppose was what he wanted.
He was a jolly old gentleman, and I liked him. But what interested me
about him was this; and it is of some importance in the understanding
of his nationality. That sort of man exists in England; I know and
like scores of him. Often he is a major; often a squire; sometimes a
judge; very occasionally a dean. Such a man talks the most ridiculous
reactionary nonsense in an apoplectic fashion over his own port wine;
and occasionally in a somewhat gasping manner at an avowedly political
meeting. But precisely what the English gentleman would not do, and the
Irish gentleman did do, would be to make a scene on a non-political
occasion; when all he had to do was to move a formal vote of thanks
to a total stranger, who was talking about Ithaca and Innisfree. An
English Conservative would be less likely to do it than an English
Radical. The same thing that makes him conventionally political would
make him conventionally non-political. He would hate to make too
serious a speech on too social an occasion, as he would hate to be in
morning-dress when every one else was in evening dress. And whatever
coat he wore he certainly would not trail it solely in order to make
a disturbance, as did that jolly Irish judge. He taught me that the
Irishman is never so Irish as when he is English. He was very like some
of the Sinn Feiners who shouted him down; and he would be pleased to
know that he helped me to understand them with a greater sympathy.
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