Irish ImpressionsChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Irish Impressions
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
Ireland -- Civilization; Irish question
But the same fact took an even more fantastic form. We not only dressed
up as our ancestors, but we actually dressed up as our enemies. I need
hardly state my own conviction that the Pacifist trick of lumping the
abuses of one side along with the abominations of the other was a
shallow pedantry come of sheer ignorance of the history of Europe and
the barbarians. It was quite false that the English evil was exactly
the same as the German. It was quite false; but the English in Ireland
laboured long and devotedly to prove it was quite true. They were not
content with borrowing old uniforms from the Hessians of 1798; they
borrowed the newest and neatest uniforms from the Prussians of 1914. I
will give only one story that I was told, out of many, to show what I
mean. There was a sort of village musical festival at a place called
Cullen in County Cork, at which there were naturally national songs
and very possibly national speeches. That there was a sort of social
atmosphere, which its critics would call Sinn Fein, is exceedingly
likely; for that now exists all over Ireland, and especially that
part of Ireland. If we wish to prevent it being expressed at all, we
must not only forbid all public meetings but all private meetings,
and even the meeting of husband and wife in their own house. Still
there might have been a case, on coercionist lines, for forbidding
this public meeting. There might be a case, on coercionist lines,
for imprisoning all the people who attended it; or a still clearer
case, on those lines, for imprisoning all the people in Ireland. But
the coercionist authorities did not merely forbid the meeting, which
would mean something. They did not arrest the people at the meeting,
which would mean something. They did not blow the whole meeting to
hell with big guns, which would also mean something. What they did
apparently was this. They caused a military aeroplane to jerk itself
backwards and forwards in a staggering fashion just over the heads of
the people, making as much noise as possible to drown the music, and
dropping flare rockets and fire in various somewhat dangerous forms in
the neighbourhood of any men, women, and children who happened to be
listening to the music. The reader will note with what exquisite art,
and fine fastidious selection, the strategist has here contrived to
look as Prussian as possible without securing any of the advantages of
Prussianism. I do not know exactly how much danger there was, but there
must have been some. Perhaps about as much as there generally has been
when boys have been flogged for playing the fool with fireworks. But
by laboriously climbing hundreds of feet into the air, in an enormous
military machine, these ingenuous people managed to make themselves a
meteor in heaven and a spectacle to all the earth; the English raining
fire on women and children just as the Germans did. I repeat that they
did not actually destroy children, though they did endanger them; for
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