Irish ImpressionsChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Irish Impressions
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
Ireland -- Civilization; Irish question
playing with fireworks is always playing with fire. And I repeat that,
as a mere matter of business, it would have been more sensible if they
had destroyed children. That would at least have had the human meaning
that has run through a hundred massacres: ‘wolf-cubs who would grow
into wolves.’ It might at least have the execrable excuse of decreasing
the number of rebels. What they did would quite certainly increase it.
An artless Member of Parliament, whose name I forget, attempted an
apology for this half-witted performance. He interposed in the Unionist
interests, when the Nationalists were asking questions about the
matter, and said with much heat, ‘May I ask whether honest and loyal
subjects have anything to fear from British aeroplanes?’ I have often
wondered what he meant. It seems possible that he was in the mood of
that mediæval fanatic who cried, ‘God will know his own’; and that he
himself would fling any sort of flaming bolts about anywhere, believing
that they would always be miraculously directed towards the heads
harbouring, at that moment, the most incorrect political opinions.
Or perhaps he meant that loyal subjects are so superbly loyal that
they do not mind being accidentally burnt alive, so long as they are
assured that the fire was dropped on them by Government officials out
of a Government apparatus. But my purpose here is not to fathom such a
mystery, but merely to fix the dominant fact of the whole situation;
that the Government copied the theatricality of Potsdam even more
than the tyranny of Potsdam. In that incident the English laboriously
reproduced all the artificial accessories of the most notorious crimes
of Germany; the flying men, the flame, the selection of a mixed crowd,
the selection of a popular festival. They had every part of it, except
the point of it. It was as if the whole British army in Ireland had
dressed up in spiked helmets and spectacles, merely that they might
_look_ like Prussians. It was even more as if a man had walked across
Ireland on three gigantic stilts, taller than the trees and visible
from the most distant village, solely that he might look like one of
those unhuman monsters from Mars, striding about on their iron tripods
in the great nightmare of Mr Wells. Such was our educational efficiency
that, before the end, multitudes of simple Irish people really had
about the English invasion the same particular psychological reaction
that multitudes of simple English people had about the German invasion.
I mean that it seemed to come not only from outside the nation, but
from outside the world. It was unearthly in the strict sense in which a
comet is unearthly. It was the more appallingly alien for coming close;
it was the more outlandish the farther it went inland. These Christian
peasants have seen coming westward out of England what we saw coming
westward out of Germany. They saw science in arms; which turns the very
heavens into hells.
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