London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Upper class -- Fiction
We must look for a moment at Thomas Meres. A man of good stature, but
bent in the shoulders, and only not slovenly in appearance because of
the perfect personal cleanliness which accompanied utter disregard of
the quality and sitting of his clothes. He had the fine features which
generally go with delicate instincts and intellectual tendencies. His
face was all of one colour, yellowish, and much lined. Beneath his eyes
the skin hung loose, giving him a sad look; his full beard was grizzled,
but his hair still unaffected by time and very thick at the back of
his head. To pass to details of his attire, he invariably wore coloured
shirts, blue by preference, with a blue necktie miserably knotted;
this tie being the despair of his daughter Hilda, who often insisted
on arranging it skilfully with her own delicate little fingers. In the
house he wore an old gray jacket, on which he wiped his pen. At leisure,
he always had his hands in the side pockets, so that they had come to
bulge exorbitantly. On going out, he changed this for a black frock
coat. His trousers, unhappily, he did not change when business led him
forth. These garments disgraced him in the eyes of Christendom. Possibly
they had been of due length when new, whenever that was; but, by dint of
constant sitting, the knees had grown abnormally, with the result that
the bottoms of the trousers just touched the tops of their wearers
boots. To a literary man of small means there is probably no graver
question than this of his trouser knees. I have known unhappy geniuses
whose ardour in composition was grievously impaired by the consciousness
that, when writing their best, their legs would tuck up under them, with
results most disastrous to their nether garments. Thomas Meres cared
not for these things, and alas! it is so difficult for young girls
to approach their father on the subject of his trousers. Hilda once
procured a tailor’s advertisement sheet, and, folding it so that the
particulars concerning trousers were uppermost, placed it conspicuously
on his study table. Mr. Meres saw it, and, with an impatient, “What’s
this? What’s this?” crumpled it into his waste-paper basket. Poor
fellow! the days had gone by when he might have considered the effect he
produced on observers; it would never matter now.
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