Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
I returned to town to think it over.
The next week I went down, and put up at a different village, so that
my aimless visits might not attract attention.
I arrived on Saturday, and early on Sunday morning strolled into Lye
Church. It was empty. The October sun shone through the uncoloured
panes, flooding the building with a cheerful light, while here and
there the one or two stained-glass windows threw variegated patches of
colour across the worn stone and worm-eaten pews. I sat down, and
listened intently to make sure whether anyone was about. After a few
minutes of utter silence I went up to the chancel, and glanced
casually towards the vestry. The door was open, and I peeped in. It
was empty, and on the table stood the bottle and glass. In a few
seconds I had sprinkled the glass with fine powder from a small phial.
I regained the churchyard without meeting a soul.
Of course, the plan might very possibly miscarry. The verger might
wash the glass. The Rector might not use it. The curate might preach
and not the Rector. I considered, however, that my luck had been so
good that there might be a special dispensation of fortunate events in
my favour. I met the verger as I passed through the churchyard, a
fussy little man with side whiskers and an abnormal nose, which looked
as if it had been specially designed for being poked into other
people’s business. His air of importance was quite grotesque, and he
was a byword in the village for curiosity. Even as I passed he stopped
a small boy on his way through the churchyard with a covered dish.
“What have you got there, Freddy Barling?”
“Mutton, Mester Voller.”
“With taters?”
“Yus, Mr. Voller.”
Having obtained his information with some degree of tact and suavity
he became stern.
“And for why are yer carryin’ roast mutton through God’s acre, Freddy
Barling?”
At the change of tone Freddy Barling gazed at the belligerent whiskers
in speechless terror, seized with an awful fear that the family roast
mutton and taters were about to be confiscated.
“Go round by the road, Freddy Barling, and don’t blaspheme against
God’s acre with profane food.”
Freddy Barling hurried away, only too thankful at having rescued the
Sunday dinner. The conscientious Mr. Voller pursued his way into the
church, pausing at the door to take a view of the graveyard flooded
with sunlight. He was no doubt reflecting on the pleasant spot in
which he had been permitted to live, and the good seed he had planted
in Freddy Barling’s conscience.
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