George heaved up and over, and he felt Myra roll off him. Then he sat
up and he pulled Myra across his knees. She struggled, but he held
her down with one hand and with the other he did the only thing that
a husband should do in a case like this. He spanked her. At first she
was volubly indignant, but then she began to whimper, and George didn't
stop until she was howling. He pushed her away and stood up, smoothing
the crease in his trousers. Arl's head was propped up on one elbow now,
and Arl had a dark discoloration around one of his eyes, but the look
he gave George was one of pure admiration.
"I wish I had the nerve to do that to Narka," he sighed. "That's what
she needs. I can see it now. That's what she needs."
George strode around the room jauntily. "You can if you want to, Arl.
Just because you're a king doesn't mean that you can't." Then he
turned to Myra. She was just getting up, blowing her nose in a dainty
little handkerchief.
At first George couldn't quite fathom the look she gave him. She was
angry, of course. But she was something more than angry. "George," she
said, and his name came out in a long sigh, and he knew that for the
first time he had made a conquest of his wife.
"I'll be in our city apartment," he told her. "If you want me, that's
where I'll be. And I guess you both realize my mind is made up. Arl
will remain here until I'm good and ready to send him back. Good night."
George went outside, got into the car, drove it down the dirt road to
the highway, and headed for the city.
He was whistling.
* * * * *
George sat on his stool at the bar and ordered a straight bourbon. He
had changed his mind about going to his apartment immediately. Instead,
he had gone to this bar. He had something to celebrate. Something told
him that this business was far from finished yet, but he didn't care.
It was incredibly fantastic, but he relished the prospect of more
dealings with King Arl, and with Myra, too.
He lifted the tumbler of bourbon to his lips and sipped it. But then he
set the glass down on the bar, hard, and it toppled over. Something had
plunked on his head.
"Hey," the bartender roared "That's good bourbon. You just spilled it
all over. Now you'll say it's my fault and you'll want another."
"No," George said absently. "Forget it."
Something plunked on his head again. He put his hand up and plucked at
his hair. The thing was wet and slimy. It was a little red frog. George
held it out in front of him and then he placed it down on the bar.
"Now, look," the bartender was getting angry. "You think you're a wise
guy or something? Who ast you to bring them little animals in here?
This is a respectable joint, and I got my customers to think of."
George said he was sorry. Plunk! Another frog came down on his head. He
felt it hop off, and then he saw it alight on the bartender's shoulder.
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