"Yoiks! Cut it out, bud! I'm warning you, cut it out." He was a little
fat man with a bald head and his face was all red, almost like the
frogs. "You stop that, bud. I don't wanna play games with you."
George said he was sorry again and he watched the bartender brush at
the frog with one hand. It landed on the bar then it jumped twice and
landed on the hand of a customer two stools down from George.
It was a lady but she let out a very unladylike howl and stalked out
of the bar.
"She went out without paying her bill!" the bartender told George. "So
you owe me for it. Three-fifty."
George wondered about this. Arl said he was helpless without George's
call, so this couldn't be Arl's work. Someone wanted to come through
from the four dimensional world, and that someone had been receiving
the call from George. He had been sipping his bourbon, minding his own
business, yet he had given the call. He had been unaware of it but he
had been giving it, and that could be embarrassing. As it was now.
"Three-fifty," the bartender said. "Three-fifty or I'm gonna force
myself to call a cop."
George handed over the money and left hurriedly.
* * * * *
He sat near the front of the trolley car, hoping that no more frogs
would fall. He could have walked home, but that would have taken much
longer, and there might be more frogs. This way, he was taking a chance
that they wouldn't fall in the trolley car, and, if they did, he'd
ignore them.
Three more stops and George would be home. He closed his eyes and
sighed contentedly. He would be safe then. He didn't want any more
frogs falling in public. Not while he was around.
Something soft but firm pressed his lap, and George opened his eyes. He
yowled. He couldn't help it. It was only a little yowl, but several
people looked at him. And then they began to yowl, especially one buxom
middle-aged lady. "It's indecent," she cried. "Utterly, thoroughly and
obnoxiously indecent. Somebody call a policeman at the next corner."
The driver looked in the mirror, astonished, and nodded. George blinked
his eyes, but when he opened them she was still there. She sat in his
lap and she was very beautiful. She didn't have a stitch of clothing on.
"Please," George pleaded. "Go away! Please go away. Go away and put
some clothing on and then come back if you want, but not like this!"
"You sent for me. You were in such a hurry you didn't even give me a
chance to dress. Now you want to send me back. What's the matter, don't
you like me?"
George felt the flush spread over his face; "Please," he said again.
"Go away. Everyone's staring at us."
"Okay," she pouted. "Okay. I'll go away. Just put that call out again
and I'll be able to do it." Her hair was long and billowing, the color
of copper, and it tickled George's face. "But I'll be back. Don't you
worry. I'll be back. And--if you see Arl--tell him I'm looking for him.
Just wait till I get my hands on him, you just wait--"
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