Fairy tales -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Short stories, American
The ogre strode up and down the room, filled with agitation. He had
thought to trick the boy out of his wonderful possession--in fact, to
swallow him whole and then appropriate his treasure, but Jack's
explanation put an entirely new phase on the matter.
"I suppose you wouldn't part with that book?" he finally asked.
"Yes," said Jack. "I'll let you have it if you will transfer all your
property irrevocably to your stepdaughter, Beanhilda, and give me her
hand in marriage."
"It's a bargain!" gulped the ogre, whereupon he summoned his lawyers and
his secretaries, and by noon all his possessions had passed beyond
recall into the hands of Beanhilda. A special messenger was sent down
the bean-stalk to fetch Jack's mother, and that afternoon the happy lad
and the fair Princess of Ogreville were married with much pomp and
ceremony.
[Illustration: "BLESS YOU, MY CHILDREN!"]
"Bless you, my children!" murmured the ogre, as the irrevocable words
were spoken by the priest, and Jack passed the magic check-book over to
its new owner. "May you live long and happily. As for me, I'm off for a
week's vacation in little old New York."
[Illustration: "A WEEK'S VACATION IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK"]
* * * * *
"How did you manage it, sweetheart?" whispered Beanhilda in her
husband's ear a few weeks later. "Step-papa had such a penchant for
hard-boiled boys that I feared you were lost the moment he appeared."
Jack explained the whole history of the magic check-book to her, but
when he had done, his bride grew white.
"But what if he comes back?" she cried, shuddering with fear. "His
vengeance will be terrible."
"Have no fear, Beanhilda," Jack answered. "He will not return. Read
that."
And he handed her an evening paper in which, with rapidly drying eyes,
she read the following:
SEVENTY-FIVE YEARS FOR PASSING BAD CHECKS
William J. Ogre, claiming to be a prominent resident of
Ogreville, who was arrested at the St. Gotham Hotel last
Thursday afternoon on a charge of having passed a dozen
bogus checks for amounts ranging from ten to fifteen
thousand dollars apiece, was found guilty yesterday by a
jury in the criminal branch of the United States Circuit
Court. He was sentenced to fifteen years' imprisonment at
hard labor in the Federal Prison at Thomasville, Georgia, on
each of the five different counts, making his prison term in
all not less than seventy-five years. Other indictments are
still pending against him for forgery on the complaint of
Major Bilkins, president of the Suburban Trust Company, of
whose name he was found availing himself in his criminal
transactions. Major Bilkins, when seen last night by a
reporter of this paper, stated his intention of keeping the
shameless operator in jail for the rest of his natural life.
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