'O, them stairs!' she panted. They ketch me in the side! If you'll
excuse me, my dear!' And she sat down, still retaining her hold of the
basket. She went through many stages before she quite recovered
herself, gazing at us the while with that imploring look peculiar to
women who are liable to be 'ketched in the side.' Then she brightened
up, and spoke again. 'I thought I'd bring it up myself,' she said; the
stairs ain't been long cleaned, and the boy's boots are that muddy
that I told him to wait in the passage for the basket. If you'll empty
it, I'll take it down to him. Oh,' she continued, seeing that my
mother was in doubt, I don't mind the trouble the least bit in the
world! If all lodgers was as regular with their rent as you, my dear,
I shouldn't be put upon as I am!'
Still my mother hesitated; she did not understand it. I saw that the
basket was well filled, for the lid bulged up. The landlady, declaring
that it was very heavy, placed it on the table, and was about to lift
the lid, when my mother's hand restrained her.
'There is some mistake; these things are not for me.'
'Why, my dear creature!' exclaimed the landlady, growing exceedingly
confidential, 'didn't you order 'em?'
'No, I haven't marketed yet. My poor boy has been ill, and I haven't
been able to go out.'
'Well, but there can't be any mistake, my dear;' and the landlady,
scenting a mystery, became very inquisitive indeed; here's your name
on a bit of paper.'
The writing was plain enough, certainly: 'For Mrs. Carey. Paid for.
Basket to be returned.'
'Do you know the boy who brought them?' asked my mother.
'To be sure I do, my dear creature! He belongs to Mrs. Strangeways,
the greengrocer round the corner.'
'I should like to speak to him. May he come up?'
'Certainly, my dear soul!'
And the landlady, in her eagerness to get at the heart of the mystery,
disregarded the effect of muddy boots on clean stairs, and called the
boy up. But he could throw no light upon the matter. All that he knew
was that his mistress directed him to bring the things round to Mrs.
Carey's, and to make haste back with the basket. 'And please, will you
look sharp about it?' he adjured in a tone of injured innocence,
digging his knuckles into his eyes, and working them round so forcibly
that it almost seemed as though he were trying to gouge out his
eyeballs; if you keep me here much longer, missis'll swear when I get
back that I've been stopping on the road playing pitch and toss.'
The landlady, whose curiosity had now reached the highest point,
protested that it would be flying in the face of Providence to
hesitate another moment, and whipped open the basket.
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