John Bull; Or, The Englishman's Fireside: A Comedy, in Five ActsColman, George
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John Bull; Or, The Englishman's Fireside: A Comedy, in Five Acts
Colman, George
Comedy plays; English drama
_Mary._ He sent me his reasons, by letter, yesterday, sir. He is to
be married next week, to a lady of high fortune. His father, he
says, insists upon it. I know I am born below him; but after the
oaths we plighted, Heaven knows, the news was a sad, sad shock to
me! I did not close my eyes last night; my poor brain was burning;
and, as soon as day broke, I left the house of my dear father, whom
I should tremble to look at, when he discover'd my story;--which I
could not long conceal from him.
_Pereg._ Poor, lovely, heart-bruised wanderer! O wealthy despoilers
of humble innocence! splendid murderers of virtue; who make your
vice your boast, and fancy female ruin a feather in your caps of
vanity--single out a victim you have abandoned, and, in your hours
of death, contemplate her!--view her, care-worn, friendless,
pennyless;--hear her tale of sorrows, fraught with her remorse,--her
want,--a hard world's scoffs, her parents' anguish;--then, if ye
dare, look inward upon your own bosoms; and if they be not
conscience proof what must be your compunctions!--Who is his father,
child?
_Mary._ Sir Simon Rochdale, sir, of the Manor-house, hard by.
_Pereg._ [_Surprised._] Indeed!
_Mary._ Perhaps you know him, sir?
_Pereg._ I have heard of him;--and, on your account, shall visit
him.
_Mary._ Oh, pray, sir, take care what you do! if you should bring
his son into trouble, by mentioning me, I should never, never
forgive myself.
_Pereg._ Trust to my caution.--Promise only to remain at this house,
till I return from a business which calls me, immediately, two miles
hence; I will hurry back to pursue measures for your welfare, with
more hope of success, than your own weak means, poor simplicity,
are likely to effect. What say you?
_Mary._ I hardly know what to say, sir--you seem good,--and I am
little able to help myself.
_Pereg._ You consent, then?
_Mary._ Yes, sir.
_Pereg._ [_Calling._] Landlord!
_Enter DENNIS, from the Door of the House--MRS.
BRULGRUDDERY following._
_Dennis._ Did you call, sir?--Arrah, now, Mrs. Brulgruddery, you are
peeping after the young woman yourself.
_Mrs. Brul._ I chuse it.
_Pereg._ Prepare your room, good folks; and get the best
accommodation you can for this young person.
_Dennis._ That I will, with all my heart and soul, sir.
_Mrs. Brul._ [_Sulkily._] I don't know that we have any room at all,
for my part.
_Dennis._ Whew! She's in her tantrums.
_Mrs. Brul._ People of repute can't let in young women (found upon a
heath, forsooth), without knowing who's who. I have learn'd the ways
of the world, sir.
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