John Ingerfield, and Other StoriesJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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John Ingerfield, and Other Stories
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
John Ingerfield, oil and tallow refiner, of Lavender Wharf, Limehouse,
comes of a hard-headed, hard-fisted stock. The first of the race that
the eye of Record, piercing the deepening mists upon the centuries
behind her, is able to discern with any clearness is a long-haired,
sea-bronzed personage, whom men call variously Inge or Unger. Out of
the wild North Sea he has come. Record observes him, one of a small,
fierce group, standing on the sands of desolate Northumbria, staring
landward, his worldly wealth upon his back. This consists of a
two-handed battle-axe, value perhaps some forty stycas in the currency
of the time. A careful man, with business capabilities, may, however,
manipulate a small capital to great advantage. In what would appear, to
those accustomed to our slow modern methods, an incredibly short space
of time, Inge’s two-handed battle-axe has developed into wide lands and
many head of cattle; which latter continue to multiply with a rapidity
beyond the dreams of present-day breeders. Inge’s descendants would
seem to have inherited the genius of their ancestor, for they prosper
and their worldly goods increase. They are a money-making race. In all
times, out of all things, by all means, they make money. They fight for
money, marry for money, live for money, are ready to die for money.
In the days when the most saleable and the highest priced article in
the markets of Europe was a strong arm and a cool head, then each
Ingerfield (as “Inge,” long rooted in Yorkshire soil, had grown or been
corrupted to) was a soldier of fortune, and offered his strong arm and
his cool head to the highest bidder. They fought for their price, and
they took good care that they obtained their price; but, the price
settled, they fought well, for they were staunch men and true,
according to their lights, though these lights may have been placed
somewhat low down, near the earth.
Then followed the days when the chief riches of the world lay tossed
for daring hands to grasp upon the bosom of the sea, and the sleeping
spirit of the old Norse Rover stirred in their veins, and the lilt of a
wild sea-song they had never heard kept ringing in their ears; and they
built them ships and sailed for the Spanish Main, and won much wealth,
as was their wont.
Later on, when Civilisation began to lay down and enforce sterner rules
for the game of life, and peaceful methods promised to prove more
profitable than violent, the Ingerfields became traders and merchants
of grave mien and sober life; for their ambition from generation to
generation remains ever the same, their various callings being but
means to an end.
A hard, stern race of men they would seem to have been, but just—so far
as they understood justice. They have the reputation of having been
good husbands, fathers, and masters; but one cannot help thinking of
them as more respected than loved.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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