John Ingerfield, and Other StoriesJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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John Ingerfield, and Other Stories
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
They were men to exact the uttermost farthing due to them, yet not
without a sense of the thing due from them, their own duty and
responsibility—nay, not altogether without their moments of heroism,
which is the duty of great men. History relates how a certain Captain
Ingerfield, returning with much treasure from the West Indies—how
acquired it were, perhaps, best not to inquire too closely—is
overhauled upon the high seas by King’s frigate. Captain of King’s
frigate sends polite message to Captain Ingerfield requesting him to be
so kind as to promptly hand over a certain member of his ship’s
company, who, by some means or another, has made himself objectionable
to King’s friends, in order that he (the said objectionable person) may
be forthwith hanged from the yard-arm.
Captain Ingerfield returns polite answer to Captain of King’s frigate
that he (Captain Ingerfield) will, with much pleasure, hang any member
of his ship’s company that needs hanging, but that neither the King of
England nor any one else on God Almighty’s sea is going to do it for
him. Captain of King’s frigate sends back word that if objectionable
person be not at once given up he shall be compelled with much regret
to send Ingerfield and his ship to the bottom of the Atlantic. Replies
Captain Ingerfield, “That is just what he will have to do before I give
up one of my people,” and fights the big frigate—fights it so fiercely
that after three hours Captain of King’s frigate thinks it will be good
to try argument again, and sends therefore a further message,
courteously acknowledging Captain Ingerfield’s courage and skill, and
suggesting that, he having done sufficient to vindicate his honour and
renown, it would be politic to now hand over the unimportant cause of
contention, and so escape with his treasure.
“Tell your Captain,” shouts back this Ingerfield, who has discovered
there are sweeter things to fight for than even money, “that the _Wild
Goose_ has flown the seas with her belly full of treasure before now,
and will, if it be God’s pleasure, so do again, but that master and man
in her sail together, fight together, and die together.”
Whereupon King’s frigate pounds away more vigorously than ever, and
succeeds eventually in carrying out her threat. Down goes the _Wild
Goose_, her last chase ended—down she goes with a plunge, spit foremost
with her colours flying; and down with her goes every man left standing
on her decks; and at the bottom of the Atlantic they lie to this day,
master and man side by side, keeping guard upon their treasure.
Which incident, and it is well authenticated, goes far to prove that
the Ingerfields, hard men and grasping men though they be—men caring
more for the getting of money than for the getting of love—loving more
the cold grip of gold than the grip of kith or kin, yet bear buried in
their hearts the seeds of a nobler manhood, for which, however, the
barren soil of their ambition affords scant nourishment.
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